Stoneman Legal

01/03/2026

Happy New Year!

A fresh, new year can be the perfect time for a new, fresh start ... hmu if you need some hand holding. I truly love helping others get out of tough spots. I've been in plenty myself. The most common statement I hear in my office is, "I wish I would have done this x amount of time ago."

Truly, the toughest step is the first, but you CAN do it, just get in here! No judging, no shaming, none of that BS you might get from other lawyers. My practice is one of hope, humor, and resilience. FOR REAL.

See ya soon ;) Here's to a healthy, happy, prosperous 2026!

~TS

10/12/2023

No shame if you have difficulty with this, simply read this definition, look within, and then outside:

The action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another.

01/05/2021

- Thomas W. Benton

10/21/2020

Governor Jared Polis just ordered a new statewide eviction moratorium. Here's the meat of it, copy/paste from The Denver Post

Order is in effect for the next 30 days, but could be renewed thereafter:

"The order announced Wednesday bars landlords from pursuing eviction against anyone experiencing “financial hardship due to COVID-19.” To prove such hardship, by the governor’s definition, a person must be using “best efforts to obtain government assistance for rent or housing”; expect to make no more than $99,000 in income for 2020, or $198,000 for joint filers; be unable to make full rent due to a loss of work, among other acceptable crises; make good-faith attempts to pay as much rent as possible; and face a credible threat of homelessness.

Polis is requiring tenants facing 'hardship' to prove it by filling out a form, under threat of perjury. In his order, he directed state housing officials to draft a form for affected tenants to use.

The order applies to month-to-month tenancies, as well as longer-term arrangements. It does not apply if a tenant poses an “imminent and serious threat to another individual or causes significant damage to landlord’s property” — som**hing a judge would have to determine."

10/05/2020

Doesn't matter your political affiliation, this is funny!

“https://t.co/jNxNQSqNZ4”

09/01/2020

A colleague of mine who gets it. Very well said, Sweeney Law Offices, PC. If you are a client of mine, you've likely heard the same from me, albeit more profanity-laden. ;)

08/18/2020

Client's grandkids: Jesus & Moses.
Client's kid for . 😆

08/07/2020

"I'm trying to pick this thing up by the back of the head so I don't get bit."

So many clients have so many ways with words. One of the things I love most about what I do.

07/01/2020

Our country would benefit from Paulo Coelho's words appearing in more court opinions

    ByNorbert Juma Looking for Paulo Coelho quotes from some of his most popular books? Here are some of our favorite! Enjoy! Born on 24 August 1947, Paulo Coelho de Souza is a Brazilian lyricist and novelist who’s best known for his international bestselling book, ‘The Alchemist’, the sto...

05/28/2020

The entrepreneurial spirit in Boulder County is impressive. 😂

A Longmont man who was arrested Tuesday in connection to a m**h lab found inside a garage told police he was creating a “healthy m**h substance,” according to his arrest affidavit.

05/20/2020