10/20/2026
A completely unserious list of things I take very seriously: BUSINESS OWNER EDITION
1. The difference between “okay,” “ok,” and “k.” Three entirely different messages.
2. People who tell stories out of chronological order. I’m going to need you to establish a timeline.
3. The audacity of a meeting that could’ve been a two-line email.
4. Having a cute notebook that I’m too scared to actually write in.
5. When someone says “long story short” and proceeds to tell a long story anyway.
6. Having 17 versions of the same document named FINAL, FINAL 2, FINAL ACTUAL, and FINAL FINAL USE THIS.
7. The moral dilemma of whether to use an exclamation mark in a professional email when I’ve already used three.
8. Wondering if the person reading this is going to tell me what they take way too seriously.
(Seriously, don’t leave me hanging!)