05/11/2026
✨ REINTRODUCTION TIME ✨
For all the new faces here, HI! I’m Krystle Rains.
I’m a San Diego Realtor®, military relocation specialist, accidental comedian, professional problem solver, and someone who somehow turns open houses into a full-blown social events.
I help people buy, sell, invest, relocate, and occasionally emotionally recover from Zillow.
Since there are so many new followers here lately, I figured I’d share some random facts about me so you know who’s showing up on your feed.
🩰 I danced for 16 years, tap, jazz, ballet, modern, hip-hop, lyrical and even including pointe. So yes, I can negotiate contracts and survive on broken toes and caffeine. I LOVED cheer but dance and gymnastics are my fave.
💕 I’m a former runway model. Which explains why I can confidently walk into million-dollar listings pretending I totally have my life together.
🏡 I’m obsessed with real estate because it literally changed my family’s life. Generational wealth isn’t just a buzzword to me. I’ve seen firsthand what property ownership can do for families.
🌟 I’m an MRP + ABR certified Realtor®. Check out my reviews here and on Google! These are fancy letters that basically mean I fight for my buyers like it’s a contact sport.
💕 I can make friends literally anywhere.
Open house? Grocery store? DMV line? Doesn’t matter. Money isn’t my currency, relationships are.
🐾 I have a new family member. His name is blue. 🥹 He is about 3 pounds, 3 mos old and he was abandoned at my daughter’s work. Safe to say I have a new best friend and infant!
☀️ I love gardening. Tomatoes, lettuce, peppers, artichokes, plants I accidentally overwater… all thriving.
🐊 I love all animals, as showcased by the photo attached. Took my daughter for her 17th birthday to an exotic animal place and what a neat experience I can’t speak highly enough of!  yes that monitor lizard was 6 feet, I held him and he ripped my favorite Vuori pants. WORTH IT. 
😍 I’m deeply committed to making real estate feel less intimidating and way more fun. You don’t need to “have it all figured out” before calling me.
If you’ve been following quietly, say hi!!!!👇
Tell me a random fact about YOU, because apparently we’re friends now. 🥰
Cleaning up my friends list again later today and so excited to refresh things!