06/07/2026
🚨👽 HELP IDENTIFY THIS MAN 👽🚨
Our Wemby alien came all the way to San Antonio to cheer on the Spurs…And this man was captured on video taking his jersey. 🏀
Now our alien is standing outside Cabañas Law Firm naked, confused, and wondering why humans can’t just buy their own Spurs gear. 🤦🏽♂️
And before anyone asks… No, Cabañas Law Firm does NOT represent this guy! In fact, after stealing a jersey from an alien, good luck finding a good attorney!
Let’s help reunite an innocent extraterrestrial with the Spurs jersey he traveled light-years to wear.
👽💔 “I came in peace. I just want my jersey back.”
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Help identify this man and help bring the jersey back to our alien. 👽 Please SHARE! 👽
📍 Cabañas Law Firm
122 Lewis St.
San Antonio, Texas
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