06/19/2026
Oh my god they keep getting worse.
F**k your punk-bitch Salad Stuffers and your campy spokesman
Dominoes already did the "quirky employees have fun at work while advertising new items to customers" routine. So did Burger King, McDonald's, Subway, Wendy's, and pretty much every other chain restaurant in existence.
While we're on the topic, the new Wendy's voice actress can go straight to hell too. If bitch says "tendies" one more time I'm going to s**t.
The 90's style boy band dancers in the new Chick-fil-A commercials are also a soul-crushing reminder of how out of touch corporations are with the rest of the world. Culture has shifted.
I swear to god in 15 years they're going to have some idiot standing behind the counter saying "bussin" and "rizz" because some corporate dip s**t finally figured out what those words mean.
I think it's time to upgrade back up to the ad-free version of Hulu.
