01/09/2026
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What was meant to be a serious court session at Freedom Hall quickly turned into a humanitarian and atmospheric crisis after an individual widely believed to have been sent by the SPLM allegedly farted .
The incident nearly claimed the life of the aging Vice President, Dr Riek Machar, whose deteriorating health could not withstand the toxic courtroom conditions, while all the 7 co-accused reportedly choked and collapsed temporarily.
The Public have launched urgent calls to โSave the Old Man Dr Riek and the 7 co-accusedโ, demanding that future court sessions be held in the open air, or at the very least somewhere with windows, oxygen, and respect for human lungs. Observers say the closed-door nature of the proceedings has now gone beyond transparency concerns and entered the realm of chemical warfare aimed at attacking Dr Riek and the 7 co-accused biologically.