04/05/2020
York County to the rescue. OK, so I thought about it and decided that I didn't want sewage coming up in the yard. It would make things inconvenient for entertaining. I called the County and described the problem...the person on the other end did ask me twice if I was sure that it was "sewage". I told him I found a baby diaper label floating around in the puddle. That got things MOVING! Trucks were there in 15 minutes.
Turns out...2 things going on. 1-the sewer mains were indeed clogged with baby diapers and wipes (apparently nobody reads the labels that say do not flush). Secondly, my sewer line to the main was in fact broken. Somebody had hit the clean-out standpipe in the yard with a lawn mower and shattered the whole thing. Funny, I never saw a standpipe poking up from the ground until the county told me they found it...(maybe because it had already been shredded by a lawnmower some time ago?). So my sewer line was a ticking time bomb, simply waiting for a pandemic to cause everybody to flush baby diapers and wipes all at once.
I have to thank York County from the bottom of my heart...the break in my line was actually my problem, but the guys there were very service oriented that they didn't want to leave me with a problem, so they stayed on and fixed it for me and then cleaned up the mess and put down some topsoil and grass seed.