09/06/2023
What I heard in a Northern Neck Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court during a six-way custody trial:
👩💼Attorney of Petitioner #5: “Your Honor, my 84-year-old client should not have to answer intrusive questions about his s*x life.”
👨⚖️ Judge: “Ma’am, I can assure you that at 84 years old, your client probably knows more about s*x than anyone else in this courtroom.”
😅🤷♂️ As a therapist would say… that’s a lot to unpack.