Paralegals NW

Paralegals NW Contract paralegal services. Some experience in real estate, environmental, professional liability and family law.

Seasoned paralegal with over 25 years of experience in personal injury, insurance defense, wrongful death, products liability, construction defect, mass torts (class action lawsuits), premises liability (slip-and-falls, dog bites), disability litigation and workers compensation.

02/10/2025

2025 marks NALA’s 50th year of service to the paralegal profession, and we could not have made it this far without our faithful supporters. As we celebrate this milestone, we want to express our sincere gratitude to everyone who has been involved with NALA over the past 50 years. As we reflect on our history and what lies ahead, we feel great pride and purpose. We are thrilled to celebrate 50 years and look forward to a bright future with you.

🤣🤣🍻🍻🤣🤣Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Souther...
09/05/2024

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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

11/29/2021

Proponents hope the program will help deal with the backlog of landlord-tenant cases.

09/05/2021

My Labor Day weekend jingle (contract paralegal):

"Keep workin', workin', workin'
Keep those fingers typin'
Keep those jobs a-movin'
Law Ride!

Don't try to postpone 'em
Just type, type and own 'em
Soon I'll be living high with pride!

Move 'em on
(Type it up)
Type it up
(Move 'em on)
Move 'em on
(Type it up)
Law Ride!"

I know, I know. I won't quit my day job. 😂🤣😅

07/24/2021

Meet your 2021-2022 NALA Board of Directors! We could not be more thrilled with the excellent leadership for the upcoming year. Thank you to each of you for your selfless service to NALA!

YES!!! Although I still have that contract work thing but I don’t have to get up early to do it! Hurray! What a crazy, b...
04/17/2021

YES!!! Although I still have that contract work thing but I don’t have to get up early to do it! Hurray!

What a crazy, busy day it was today with the DOJ. Constantly jumping back and forth on 3 different cases, reviewing 100’s of pages of docs for privilege prior to production to the other side, Bates-numbering the docs and uploading them to our FTP site. All on a rush basis. Whew. My brain is tired. But it’s the weekend! Woo-hoo! 🤪😀😊☀️🌞☀️

04/07/2021

Gotta' get my laughs where I can in my work. We have a slip and fall case where this guy fell in a rest area bathroom while getting up from the toilet. The toilet in the adjacent stall was backed up and there was a small amount of water on the floor in the stall he was in which he noticed before he fell.

There is some state statute/ law in Oregon that if one is injured while on a state-owned recreational facility, the state is not liable. This particular rest area has a boat ramp so it particularly qualifies as a recreational facility. So, we did a Motion for Summary Judgment noting the recreational facility statute and plaintiff's counsel's response was: "Defecating in a rest area bathroom is not a recreational activity." Hahahaha. Is he sure? 😆🤣🤣😆 I pointed it out to the legal secretary and she got a good laugh too. 😆😆🤣🤣

01/22/2021

When day comes, we ask ourselves, where can we find light in this never-ending shade?
The loss we carry. A sea we must wade.
We braved the belly of the beast.
We’ve learned that quiet isn’t always peace, and the norms and notions of what “just” is isn’t always justice.
And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow we do it.
Somehow we weathered and witnessed a nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished.
We, the successors of a country and a time where a skinny Black girl descended from slaves and raised by a single mother can dream of becoming president, only to find herself reciting for one.
And, yes, we are far from polished, far from pristine, but that doesn’t mean we are striving to form a union that is perfect.
We are striving to forge our union with purpose.
To compose a country committed to all cultures, colors, characters and conditions of man.
And so we lift our gaze, not to what stands between us, but what stands before us.
We close the divide because we know to put our future first, we must first put our differences aside.
We lay down our arms so we can reach out our arms to one another.
We seek harm to none and harmony for all.
Let the globe, if nothing else, say this is true.
That even as we grieved, we grew.
That even as we hurt, we hoped.
That even as we tired, we tried.
That we’ll forever be tied together, victorious.
Not because we will never again know defeat, but because we will never again sow division.
Scripture tells us to envision that everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree, and no one shall make them afraid.
If we’re to live up to our own time, then victory won’t lie in the blade, but in all the bridges we’ve made.
That is the promise to glade, the hill we climb, if only we dare.
It’s because being American is more than a pride we inherit.
It’s the past we step into and how we repair it.
We’ve seen a force that would shatter our nation, rather than share it.
Would destroy our country if it meant delaying democracy.
And this effort very nearly succeeded.
But while democracy can be periodically delayed, it can never be permanently defeated.
In this truth, in this faith we trust, for while we have our eyes on the future, history has its eyes on us.
This is the era of just redemption.
We feared at its inception.
We did not feel prepared to be the heirs of such a terrifying hour.
But within it we found the power to author a new chapter, to offer hope and laughter to ourselves.
So, while once we asked, how could we possibly prevail over catastrophe, now we assert, how could catastrophe possibly prevail over us?
We will not march back to what was, but move to what shall be: a country that is bruised but whole, benevolent but bold, fierce and free.
We will not be turned around or interrupted by intimidation because we know our inaction and inertia will be the inheritance of the next generation, become the future.
Our blunders become their burdens.
But one thing is certain.
If we merge mercy with might, and might with right, then love becomes our legacy and change our children’s birthright.
So let us leave behind a country better than the one we were left.
Every breath from my bronze-pounded chest, we will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one.
We will rise from the golden hills of the West.
We will rise from the windswept Northeast where our forefathers first realized revolution.
We will rise from the lake-rimmed cities of the Midwestern states.
We will rise from the sun-baked South.
We will rebuild, reconcile, and recover.
And every known nook of our nation and every corner called our country, our people diverse and beautiful, will emerge battered and beautiful.
When day comes, we step out of the shade of flame and unafraid.
The new dawn balloons as we free it.
For there is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it.
If only we’re brave enough to be it.
-Amanda Gorman

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