Law Office of Clyde Urquhart

06/15/2026

🐟⚖️ THE SEAWEED STRIKES BACK! ⚖️🐟

Last time, SpongeBob thought he had swam out of trouble after a traffic stop. There was just one tiny detail he forgot to tell Clyde...

🍍 "Uh... they also searched my boat."
👮‍♂️ Possum Patrol: "And found a backpack stuffed to the gills with primo seaweed!"
🍍 "Oh yeah... that."

Things were looking pretty bleak for him until Clyde reviewed the bodycam footage and spotted something important:
🚫 No consent to search the boat.
🚫 No consent to search the backpack.
🚫 No lawful basis for the search.

The result?
🐟 Mr. Mullet's felony seaweed case got tossed overboard.
⚖️ Judge Kingfish suppressed the evidence.
🍍 SpongeBob swam out of court a free sponge.

As SpongeBob headed for the exit, fishing pole in hand, he couldn't resist one last jab:
🍍 "Say hello to my little friend!"
(For legal reasons, it was just a fishing pole. SpongeBob is still making questionable decisions.)

If you've been accused of DUI, charged with possessing something you shouldn't have had in your backpack, or received a traffic ticket that has you feeling like you've been caught in a net, don't assume you're sunk. Sometimes the difference between a conviction and a dismissal is knowing your rights & having an attorney who will ensure those rights are protected!

Call or text Clyde at 912-576-5625
Email: [email protected]

⚖️ 35+ Years Experience Defending Camden County
Smart defense. Better outcomes. Less stress.

Attorney Advertisement. Not every case has the same facts or result, but every case deserves a strong defense.

**All characters and entities appearing in this work are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, or to actual businesses or events, is purely coincidental.**

06/03/2026

🍍 "I failed my driver's test 17 times... now I got a ticket?!"
🛹 "That's nothing. My dad got pulled over after one too many Duffs."
🍍 "And they found seaweed in my backpack.”
🛹 “Dude… you need to call Clyde!”

Got a speeding ticket?
Accused of DUI?
Facing a seaweed possession charge?

Whether you've been cited for a traffic offense, charged with DUI, or got caught with something that shouldn't have been in your backpack, Attorney Clyde Urquhart has spent more than 35 years defending Camden County residents.

When life gets complicated, don't have a cow, man!

Get experienced representation. Clyde knows the local courts, understands the local system, and works hard to help clients achieve the best possible outcome. Sometimes all it takes is one traffic stop, one too many Duffs, or one suspiciously seaweed-filled backpack to ruin your day. Clyde can help. 😎

📞 Call or text for a FREE consultation: 912-576-5625

35+ Years of Experience Defending Camden County

Smart Defense. Better Outcomes. Less Stress.

**All characters and entities appearing in this work are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, or to actual businesses or events, is purely coincidental.**

05/18/2026

New coasters will be dropping tomorrow! Nothing pairs better with a cold drink than questionable celebrity decisions 🍺🍸

We like to keep things light, but the message is real: Don't drink and drive. Call a friend, rideshare, cab service, or somebody with better judgment than you at 2 am.

Camden County, be safe out there. And remember, one bad night doesn't have to define your future.

If you do end up with flashing blue lights in your rearview mirror, give me a call.

912-576-5625
[email protected]
https://www.clydeurquhartlaw.com/

04/30/2026

Well well well... looks like someone earned a complimentary stay at the Woodbine Hotel. 🪿🚔 The charge? Being a little too silly in public.

Unfortunately, the real charges aren't quite as funny.

A simple night out can turn into:
🍺 A DUI
🚗A traffic ticket
🌿A small amount of ma*****na turning into a big headache
🪿Or a "that escalated quickly" kind of arrest

And suddenly... you're checking into a place you definitely didn't book.

The good news? You don't have to handle it alone.

We help people every day who have had one bad decision, one weird night, or one "this seemed like a good idea at the time" moment.

No lectures. No goose judgment. Just real help.

So if things get a little too silly... give us a call before it gets a lot more serious.

Because unlike our feathered friend here, you've got options.

04/29/2026

Not every legal problem fits neatly into one office... and that's okay.

While I stay busy with criminal defense and uncontested divorces, there are plenty of situations where you need a different kind of attorney. Instead of pretending I do it all (I don't, and no one should), I'd rather send you to someone I trust.

That's where Attorney Emory Stroberg comes in.

If your case involved contested family law, personal injury, major felonies, or estate planning like wills and trusts, he's your guy. He has offices in Camden & Glynn Counties - he also works cases in the surrounding area, too.

My paralegal Christina and I have worked with Mr. Stroberg, and we'll just say this, he's the kind of attorney who actually calls people back, pays attention to the details, and does the work the right way. Not as common as it should be.

Good lawyer, good person, and someone I'm comfortable sending people to without hesitation.

If you need him, here's how to reach him:
📞 (912) 602-2026
📧 [email protected]
🌐 https://stroberglaw.com/

And if you're not sure who you need yet, you can always start with my office. We'll help you figure it out, even if that means pointing you somewhere else.

04/24/2026

04/17/2026

4/20 is Monday... which means some of y'all are about to turn this into a *three-day weekend special*.

If you think no one can tell... they can tell. 😏🌿

Just a friendly reminder:
Febreze ≠ invisibility cloak.

If your weekend plans end with handcuffs instead of snacks, give my office a call.

I've been defending cases like this for decades... from simple possession to DUI... and I know how to clear the smoke. Zero judgment.

Celebrate responsibly, but if things go sideways, call 912-576-5625 for a consultation!

04/09/2026

Records showed 701 people tested by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation in 2025 had no illegal or prescription drugs found in their system during toxicology screenings.

04/08/2026

Nothing says “this will go well” like telling the cop how to drive 🚦

If your decision-making led to a ticket, don’t double down by just paying it.

📞 Call us first at 912-576-5625. We deal with speeding and traffic cases every day!

03/31/2026

Legal tip from Fergus: Hey dawg - if you want to stay out of the kennels, hire a big dog like me! We’re paw-sitive the right representation makes all the difference!