04/17/2026
New blog post today!
(How many Tom Hanks references can you spot?)
“Sleeping With The Lobsters”
We represent a seafood wholesaler. Not the kind that sells frozen fish sticks shaped like cartoon characters who may or may not believe they are space rangers or have snakes in their boots. I am talking about live lobsters. The kind that arrive with claws rubber-banded, clicking, and very much alive.
For over two years, our client, whom I shall refer to as “Sleepless Lobsters”, supplied a retailer, whom I shall refer to as “Bubba Gump’s Cousin”...
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