Homes of the Smokies

04/01/2026

MOVING SOME INVENTORY!

We are running a completely reasonable, totally normal sale on real estate.

Today only!

✨ BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE ✨ on ALL Homes of the Smokies listings.

Buy a pool cabin. Get a condo. FREE.

Buy a 5 bedroom resort cabin. Get a fully furnished 2 bedroom. FREE.

Buy anything over a $1 Million, and we will throw in a couple extra lots just for the hell of it.

If you’ve been looking for property for ages and just weren’t sure if it was the right time to buy...

If you’ve been nervously checking inventory, interest rates, and scanning the news daily to see which current government official is starting a war, wearing fake b***s, giving $1000 pens to children, or shooting their dog in cold blood… and wondering how that might affect your ability to afford gas and a vacation home in the Smokies…

Your ship has come in.

Now is the perfect time to pull the trigger.
(On buying a Smoky Mountain cabin. NOT shooting your pet.)

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FINE PRINT:

• Free property must be of equal or lesser value
• Proof of funds required
• This amazing deal expires at midnight
• All offers must be for at least double the original list price
• Buyer must take delivery of both properties at the same time....spiritually and financially
• Cannot be combined with reality
• Homes of the Smokies does not support war or the harm of any animal or person
• Homes of the Smokies does support b***s… in all forms, sizes, colors...and whomever would like to don them
• Additional terms may apply, but I haven't thought through this very well yet

🃏 April Fool’s Day 🃏

03/26/2026

03/26/2026

We have 8 active listings in Wears Valley right now… and they each hit a different note depending on what you’re looking for.

The Valley is our favorite place and we love to share it with others! Reach out if you would like info on a permanent home, vacation home, investment property, business, or land to build something just right!

👉 Link to all listings in comments.

Here’s the lineup…

🔥 THIS ONE HAS IT ALL
📍 2792 Happy Hollow Rd – REDUCED to $985,000
• 45 acres
• 3-bedroom home
• RV + 3 glamping tents
• Retail/operations building
• Double-bay garage/workshop (with electricity)
Live there. Expand it. Create something.
Let it make money in more than one way.

🏡 THE CABINS
📍 3824 Bear Camp Way – $629,000
• 2 bed / 2 bath
• 1.3 private acres
• Creekside
• Treehouse paradise

📍 4062 Chamberlain Lane – $575,000
• 2 bed / 2 bath true log cabin
• 2.82 acres
• Expanded septic (room for 2nd cabin)
• 2 fireplaces

📍 3401 Barber Way – $438,500
• 2 bed / 2 bath
• Turn key
• Huge views
• Wraparound deck

📍 3840 Saddle Brook Way – $519,000
• 2 bed / 2 bath
• 1.14 acres (2 lots)
• Room to build a 2nd property
• Private + Creek
• 2-car garage + screened porch

📍 3820 Saddle Brook Way – $499,000
• 2 bed / 2 bath
• 2 bonus rooms (library + craft room)
• Carport
• Screened porches

🌄 THE LAND

📍Lot 6 Saddle Brook Way – $69,000
• .63 acres in established neighborhood
• 2 bed septic permit on file
• Quiet, wooded, serene

📍 Geisz Way – $99,900
• 1.78 acres
• 2 build sites
• Survey + soil map on file

03/04/2026

Check out our listings and reach out for more info!

03/04/2026

Check out our Homes of the Smokies listings! Call or text to set up a showing or for more info! 865-360-8064.

https://my.flexmls.com/LesleyAdams/search/email_links/20260304232852009203000000/listings?contact_id=20240417231213707195000000

03/04/2026

Cabin Spotlight — 2214 Quiet Valley Way, Sevierville. A peaceful Smoky Mountain retreat within driving distance of Pigeon Forge and the national park. Message for details.

Discover this Smoky Mountain cabin in Sevierville, Tennessee offering a peaceful mountain retreat near Pigeon Forge attractions.

11/20/2025

If you are looking to close on an investment property before year end for tax purposes, we can help! Link in comments to some of our listings. We have several cabins doing very well on overnight rental. Pool cabins. Businesses. Campgrounds. Acreage. Lots. Cottages. Resort cabins with amenities. Let me know what you are looking for, and I can help you find your perfect Smoky Mountain property!

10/24/2025

Gatlinburg modern retreat! 5 bed/5 bath creekside cabin with indoor/outdoor pool with roll up garage doors, theatre, playroom and gorgeous finishes throughout. Absolutely stunning! Sprinkler system installed and rental permit in hand! A great investment in the Smokies! Reach out to set up a showing.

More photos and 3D walkthrough:
https://view.spiro.media/4143_fontaine_way-3960

08/16/2025

Just listed! Check out a panoramic view of both Cove Mountain and Little Round Top. Link in comments!

07/19/2024

Meanwhile back home…

07/19/2024

Lesley discovers the existence of a magical land called "Missouri". And other rando stuff in Episode 4, now available!

Lesley is bad at geography. But she is pretty sure that the Earth isn't flat. More chicken updates. For the first time...maybe ever....Jeromy was right. Reviews on cake and movies. And an Extra Life reunion!