01/27/2025
A Notary ode:
Oh, mighty steed, my loyal companion on this wild Notary adventure! How do I even begin to pay tribute to the true MVP of my journey? Without you, I am but a mere mortal, wandering the world of notarizations, lost and unsure. But with you by my side, I am the Notary they speak of in hushed, reverent tones (probably because they’re amazed at how I show up on time).
You take me places no one else dares to go—whether it’s that sketchy gas station or the grand suburban cul-de-sac where papers are signed in the comfort of a minivan. Your reliability knows no bounds; you never question my need to drive 30 miles for one signature, and you never fail to turn on a dime when I miss that last exit. Truly, you are the unsung hero of this notarized saga.
So here’s to you, my trusty ride, my workhorse, my four-wheeled sidekick. May your engine purr forever, your tires stay inflated, and your GPS always know the way to the next notarization. Without you, I’d just be a Notary with a dream and some really, really sore feet.
