08/17/2026
With the beginning of the school year approaching this week, we wanted to wish all principals, teachers, students, teachers aides, speech therapists, nurses, counselors, custodians, secretaries, bus drivers, and cooks a wonderful school year!
Earlier this summer, Attorney Kevin Harris met with employees of Jackson County schools to do a presentation on estate planning. We asked the employees to send us lawyer jokes. Our firm voted on our top 3, now we need your help. Vote in the comments which joke is your favorite. Whichever one gets the most votes, wins free estate planning!!
1. An engineer dies and goes to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looks at his book and explains that he isn’t in the book and is going downstairs. The engineer asks him to look again and St. Peter agrees that it is strange, but he isn’t in the book and sends him downstairs.
St. Peter keeps pondering it and decides to check on him. He calls the devil and asks about him. The devil explains how great it is to have him there. He fixed the A/C, simplified the processing and is even building moving walkways.
St. Peter is upset and calls GOD. After discussing it they agree it was a mistake, so St. Peter calls the devil and demands he returns the engineer. When the devil refuses, St. Peter threatens to sue. Devil responds “and where do you expect to find a lawyer”. (By: S.T.)
2. Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy (By: A.M.)
3. How does an attorney sleep?
First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. (By: B.M.)
Vote your favorite one in the comments using 1, 2, or 3! Voting will end Friday, August 21st! Good luck!
