08/26/2026
Happy National Dog Day from Clow Coordination Services’ most disruptive team member. 🐾
Penny’s current job responsibilities include:
🐾 Interrupting phone calls at strategically inappropriate moments
🦴 Stealing anything made of fabric
🐕 Conducting random office security patrols
💤 Sleeping through periods of high productivity
🍿 Demanding snacks despite contributing absolutely nothing toward overhead
🐶 Providing unsolicited stress-management services
Her transaction coordination skills remain questionable, but her commitment to workplace morale is unmatched.
Today we’re celebrating the dogs who make our homes happier, our days better, and occasionally our productivity considerably worse. 😂
And an extra shoutout to the shelter and rescue dogs still waiting for their person. Sometimes the best family members are the ones you weren’t expecting. ❤️🐾
Happy National Dog Day to all the four-legged family members out there!
Structure. Strategy. Sanity.
Penny is primarily responsible for testing the Sanity portion. 😂
🐾 Clow Coordination Services LLC