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Here’s a quick overview of the female business owners retreat I’m hosting in Tuscany in April of 2026. There are still s...
01/06/2026

Here’s a quick overview of the female business owners retreat I’m hosting in Tuscany in April of 2026.

There are still spots available & I would love to have you join us. Ask me anything and the link to put your deposit down is in my bio.

Wow. 2025 was one of the best ones I can remember in a long time. And I learned a lot. Here’s just a peek. And a preview...
01/01/2026

Wow.
2025 was one of the best ones I can remember in a long time. And I learned a lot.

Here’s just a peek.
And a preview of a bit of what is up for 2026.

12/29/2025

2025 was one for the books & I actually did a decent job of documenting it. From home to 9 different countries, finish in a huge writing goal and preparing to revise my career and how I practice law I am grateful for ever mile traveled, pomodoro eaten, tear shed and kiss given.
None of it sucked.
Here’s to all of that and more in 2026.

Dearest Feral Reader-As you have proven to be nothing close to “gentle”, I fear that if my writings are to continue-you ...
10/25/2024

Dearest Feral Reader-

As you have proven to be nothing close to “gentle”, I fear that if my writings are to continue-you need some clarification.
Also-you may require va**um, but that is not to me to prescribe.

1.) This is not Bridgerton and I am not Lady Whistledown. It is not my intention, desire or motivation to “oust” any lawyer, client, assistant, Judge or case. I have wanted to be a writer since I stole my father’s typewriter at 7 years old and documented the elaborate and fantastical fairytales he created-instead of reading Cinderella. I attended OU for a creative writing degree and figured after graduation since there were not many dollars that would be paid for my words, I needed a backup plan.

2.) Law school came and even though John Grisham could make a living writing at night and practicing law during the day-I had no such luck. The years added kids, taxes, dogs and a shoe addiction, meaning that once upon a time, I wanted to put words on paper-and not only those words in pleadings. However, this career has added some of the most hilarious, ridiculous and outrageous moments, stories and “WTF” just happened at the Courthouse events. There is a reason no one stands next to an oil and gas attorney at bar functions. Find the family and/or criminal lawyer, hand them a drink and take a seat.

3.) I am so glad that you all are enjoying this. But in the end, I write for me. While there is a bit of truth in all things some of what you read; perhaps a particular post happened all at once; over the course of a career; years of cases melding together and some of what I’ve heard and what others have told me, or before my morning coffee on my cell phone.

4.) I am bound by the duty of confidentiality. Which means I will not divulge anyone’s name, county of court case, time of day, or even confirm that these musings are about anyone in particular. If you are reading this or any of my ramblings and think “is this about me?”, most assuredly it is not. But if there is a kernel of truth that hits you in the stomach or in the soul-it is called divine intervention, or an invitation to remove your head from your re**um. Or maybe it is about you. Maybe it’s Maybelline. You may never really know.

5.) NO amount of bribery, texting, direct messaging me or calling me to pry information will be given. I can’t. I won’t. Because this is all too damn much fun.

6.) This is my outlet. And your girl is finally back behind the keyboard for something more than just professionally calling someone a dipsh*t in a pleading. For reference that is drafted as “the litigant continues to behave in a manner not becoming of being a responsible adult, let alone a parent.”

7.) Keep your arms, legs, head and attitude inside the ride at all times because this is for entertainment purposes only. No one needs to puke from over stimulation.

Thank you all for being here. If the tour through the hell that is my career is fun for you-I’m the girl at the front of the line offering to be your tour guide. Everyone just calm down about whether or not I’m trying to p**s off the entire legal profession. I’m not.
Or maybe I am.

Yours Truly,

Lindsey

Dear Opposing Counsel, Thank you so much for having your assistant reach out to me.      I love assistants, they make ou...
10/21/2024

Dear Opposing Counsel,

Thank you so much for having your assistant reach out to me.
I love assistants, they make our lives as lawyers easier and most of the time, they streamline processes and save our clients' money and most of the time I enjoy dealing with them more than you.

However, my interaction with yours has prompted some notes.

Please see as follows:

1.) Calling my personal cell phone is not allowed unless it is normal business hours. I answer my office phone personally and am available to respond quickly, if I am not in Court, on the phone or in a meeting. I would assume you understand this, as it is why perhaps your assistant called instead of you. The voicemail is set up on this number and is checked three times a day. This same courtesy does not apply for my PERSONAL CELL PHONE.

2.) Your assistant refusing to identify themselves and then flipping an attitude will not only NOT be tolerated but has led you and your office to be blocked on my personal cell. I cannot read your mind, their mind, the minds of anyone except my own and on some days even that is suspect. I would have ZERO clue as to why they are calling me and apparently asking them was more than they were ready to handle.

3.) I am more than happy to accommodate your assistant's requests, even in asking for my help. However, I do not have time, energy or enough F@@ left after 21 years to have this person tell me how to practice law, what I should be charging or how to handle a practice I've done more than damn well for myself. I hope your assistant treats you much better than they did me. I personally would not allow them to hold my earrings-let alone the keys to my office.

4.) I do not identify my clients by case number. I know their names, their children's names, and most importantly their dog(s) name(s). So refusing to tell me who you are, while reciting a case number only causes us both to endure longer with one another than should be expected.

5.) If you are sending your assistant to do your passive aggressive tasks, bless their heart. Petty is my Pastime.

6.) In fact in reviewing this encounter even more thoroughly, my office has a mailing address which is reflected on my Entry of Appearance and letterhead. All further communication between us now and forever in the future shall be mailed there-and there only. Because you and now your assistant have proven that in writing is the only way you can both be tolerated.

Toodles,

Lindsey

P.S. Shoutout to all my attorneys' assistant(s) that make my life and case load more bearable. You know who you are and I love working with you. Present company referenced herein is expressly excluded.

Maryh Lashell for Photo
for Makeup

Dear Opposing Party, Please know that if you request from the Court that you want equal time with your child(ren) it is ...
10/02/2024

Dear Opposing Party,

Please know that if you request from the Court that you want equal time with your child(ren) it is best that you temper your social media presence. One small example is on the eve of court and during your custodial time you are posting consecutively and HOURS worth of content of you doing activities that do not include your child.
Such activities would include: drinking beer, being in a bar (or several), living at the gym (and yes I do mean LIVING at the gym), driving down a backroad, and/or meeting a new significant other.

Not only does this idiotic behavior make me stay at the office late, but it also strains my copy machine in the amount of copies to be made so that I can provide evidence at Court that you in fact are much more concerned about several other things that are not related to your child(ren) but are in fact MUCH more concerned with the way you look in the mirror selfies you take and on the social media apps you cannot seem to avoid.

I hope all those reps were worth it because no one needs a 3 hour arm workout while your toddler is with the Lord knows who.

For the curls, from the girls,

Linz

Clients-Here is some perspective for the week. And for some of yall it goes for the ladies you’re texting as well. Love,...
08/19/2024

Clients-

Here is some perspective for the week.
And for some of yall it goes for the ladies you’re texting as well.

Love,

Your Family Law Attorney Lindsey

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2201 SW 119th Street Suite A
Oklahoma City, OK
73170

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Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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