10/15/2026
Did you know that an octopus has 3 hearts and 9 brains?
There is one central brain, of course, but then each arm has its own “mini brain.”
Here’s the crazy part… the eight mini brains allow each arm to work on its own without waiting for instructions from the head.
I like that!
It makes me think of how I work with Real Estate agents as a transaction coordinator.
The agent is the “head brain” that is taking care of the client and the relationship and I am the “mini brain” that's autonomously working on paperwork, deadlines, signatures, filing etc without needing anything from the “head.”
I hadn’t really thought of it that way before, but a few weeks ago when everyone on the internet was having ChatGPT create us a personal mascot, it made mine an octopus. I nearly fell out of my chair from the accuracy!
So if you are a Real Estate agent and you didn’t get in it for the paperwork or the deadlines, I’d like to offer up my services. Let me bring extra heart and extra brain power to your transactions so that you can do what you actually love!
And just so you know, because ‘vague’ is not a word I’m friends with, here is how pricing works:
My fee is $400 per one side of the contract & $600 if you have both sides of the contract
I don’t get paid until the contract closes and I am paid via DA by the title company.
There is no risk because if the contract doesn’t close, you don’t have to pay me.
If it sounds too good to be true, I’ve got a list of clients who could confirm that it is not! So if you are ready to hand off the part of the transaction you hate (tracking deadlines, filing paperwork, calling the lender for the 12th time to confirm clear to close, etc.) then lets connect ASAP. It’s never too soon to do less of what drains you and more of what you love!
Feel free to send me a DM, email me ([email protected]), or give me a call at (405) 309-2699 and we can schedule a time to chat about exactly which parts of the transaction I can take over for you.
