Law Offices of Michael A. Haber, P.A., 12555 Biscayne Boulevard, # 893, North Miami, FL (2026)

is a South Florida based "boutique" Criminal Defense Litigation practice which focuses on securing acquittals in a range of Criminal Cases from Misdemeanors to Murder and from Traffic to Trafficking, both on land (e.g. is a 25 year+ criminal litgation law practice which prides itself on zealous advocacy and personalized customer support.

10/19/2026

"First Day of Early Voting" PSA of the Day!

Here in The Sunshine State Early Voting schedules can and do vary from County to County, but when it comes to elections for both Statewide and Federal races every Florida County must offer Early Voting options for a minimum of 8 days for 8 to 12 hours a day starting on the 10th day before Election Day and ending on the 3rd day before Election Day (i.e. at a minimum from Saturday through the Saturday before Election Day). That said here in The 305 (as well as in both The 954 and The 561) Early Voting lasts for 2 weeks / 14 days, beginning today (Monday, October 19th) and lasting through Sunday, November 1st.

Early Voting periods became legally required throughout the State of Florida in 1998, Florida Statute 101.657 specifically states that Early Voting is "a convenience to the voter" and these periods are simply intended to provide folks with sufficient opportunity to cast their ballots so that they're not limited to doing so on Election Day itself (which is on Tuesday, November 3rd this year).

As to "the why" of this consider these statistics: In 1978 Florida's population was 9,131,554, in 1998 (the year that an Early Voting period became law) it was 15,486,559 and in as of 2025 it is 23,462,518 so, percentagewise, in the 20 years between 1978 and 1998 Florida's population grew by nearly 41% and in the 27 years since the Early Voting period became law (i.e. between 1998 and 2025) Florida's population has continued to grow by an additional 34%. Given the sheer volume of registered voters were voting limited to Election Day itself then it'd be pandemonium.

Aside alert: In 2000, for the Bush / Gore Presidential Election (as well as a plethora of local, municipal and statewide ballots), I waited until Election Day to vote and I wound up standing in line with thousands of other procrastinators for nearly 5 hours. Believe me that I learned my lesson 26 years ago and I share that experience with you in the hope that you learn from my miscalculation.

That said, depending upon which Florida County you're in there'll be candidates for local elected offices and various local measures but every single eligible voter in every Florida County will enjoy an opportunity to cast a vote on both Federal and Statewide matters which include both candidates (e.g. United States Senate, Governor, etcetera) and Constitutional Amendments and insofar as this is concerned has but one message for which I want to be perfectly clear, to wit: I DON'T CARE EITHER FOR WHOM OR FOR WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO VOTE; RATHER I ONLY CARE THAT YOU VOTE (caps intentional)!

Irrespective of both whom and what you choose to support and regardless of whether you publicly voice or keep your opinions to yourself about your politics, voters of all ages, ethnicities, religions, genders, socio-economic-status and any other identifier are each bound to one another by the common denominator of being American citizens, and perhaps the most treasured aspect of this shared measure is the privilege of being able to cast a ballot for your preferred candidate or cause.

Noting that I'll post an "Election Day PSA" on November 3rd which will contain plenty of history I want take a moment to mention that this year Florida has three Constitutional Amendments on every ballot. Reiterating that I have no desire to influence how anyone other than myself chooses to vote I do want to say a few things about Constitutional Amendments:

- These things matter;

- The title and text of a given proposed Constitutional Amendment can be (and oftentimes is) very misleading;

- Knowing "the what" of Constitutional Amendments before you enter a polling site (i.e. being prepared) is both smart (i.e. you'll be an informed voter) and efficient (i.e. you'll save time by getting in and out without having to read and decipher cryptic language); and

- Assisted by "The James Madison Institute" I'll offer you a link to a non-partisan guide to understanding the facts, effects, pros and cons of all three of Florida's proposed Constitutional Amendments.

Please see: https://jamesmadison.org/wp-content/uploads/2026_Amendment_Guide-v02-web-E.pdf

In order for our Democratic Republic to survive (much less thrive) it's imperative that you do your patriotic duty and VOTE, and after that, irrespective of which party ultimately resides in The White House, regardless of which party gains control over either or both Houses of Congress, heedless of whomever is elected to serve in any capacity on either a State or a municipal level and no matter what happens with Constitutional Amendments each of us must do that which Americans have being doing for 250 years, to wit: Unite as a nation, broker compromises for our differences and forge our way forward, not only for ourselves and for our children but also for the sake of generations to come.

Americans have managed to do this through the most terrible of times (the post-Civil War era comes to mind) and we can, and we must, once again do this today (again, not only for ourselves and for our children but also for the sake of generations to come). So, no matter what the results let's all pledge to follow the title of an epic tune by The Beatles and "Come Together" to rediscover the precious common ground that we all share as proud citizens of the greatest country even known to civilization.

Please, pretty please even: Get out and vote! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Should you, a friend, a loved one or even someone that you {don't particularly like but happen to} know be in a jam with the criminal justice system then you can rest assured that either retaining or recommending will not only reflect well on you but will provide the client with unwavering, relentless and honest advocacy.

Established in 1991 and with no history whatsoever of any form of professional discipline, is readily available to have open, honest dialogue with potential clients and to quote and honor reasonable fees after identifying a realistic litigation objective. We're proud of our unblemished, time proven record of both having our client's "6:00", 24-7-365, 360° and of providing boutique, creative, effective, unwavering and zealous , , , , , , , , , and & representation to it's clientele, primarily in , on matters ranging from DUI to and from to .

At "it's all about Reasonable Doubt"!

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10/17/2026

Please read 's 279th 5-Star Client Review on AVVO!

"Very helpful and timely"
Posted by Thomas
Consulted Attorney
August 27, 2026
5.0 stars

"Very helpful and timely with SEVERAL issues I have enquired about. Always gave the truth even if I didn't like the answer."

Michael A. Haber, Esq.'s response:

“Hello Thomas and thank you for your entirely unexpected 5-Star Client Review, which is concurrently 's 279th Five Star Client Review on AVVO and is also a misnomer. It's a misnomer because Thomas is not and has never been a client of mine; rather I first responded to a question that Thomas posted on AVVO in late September of 2023 and since then Thomas has periodically sent me direct questions via AVVO's email option (7 of them by my count), the most recent of which was sent today (ergo how I was able to associate his name with this review). Anyone who's read any of my Client Reviews knows (or should know) that my protocol is to author detailed, thoughtful responses to those who take the time to share their professional experience with me, that I do so both as a grateful courtesy to the client and also to offer guidance to those who may read the Reviews. That said I won't explain the details of any of Thomas' questions; rather, in addition to thanking him I'll take this opportunity to make a generic statement about how I view AVVO and my years of participation (i.e. (i.e. how AVVO can be a useful tool and why I remain engaged on this venue). As to the former, I see AVVO as a platform for folks to seek generic ("generic" not case specific) information about their respective legal issues from a variety of participating attorneys in dozens of practice areas, and in that way it's the legal system's functional equivalent of any of the many no-cost "Ask a Doctor" websites. Precisely as is the case on any of the many cyber medical channels, responses can be wonderful sources of generic information but it's critical to note that they're also extremely limited and for that reason "answers" (which I personally, intentionally refer to as "responses") can range anywhere from helpful to misleading to inaccurate to contrary to outright hurtful. Noting that I won't speak to any other practice area when it comes to Criminal Defense Litigation charges can and do recur (i.e. different folks routinely get Arrested for the same Criminal Charges - e.g. you and I could each get popped for DUI, perhaps even by the same Police Officer, maybe even at the same location and possibly even on the same evening) and some questions are sufficiently generic as to be responsibly answered online (e.g. "process" queries or inquiries about certain Rules) but it's a Criminal Defense "universal truth" that each case and every client are uniquely sentient, that they must be treated accordingly and that any Criminal Defense Lawyer who fails to treat each case and client as such does a disservice to all (ergo Thomas saying: "Always gave the truth even if I didn't like the answer." - aside alert: one of my favorite t-shirts says "LAWYER" on the front in large block letters n the same manner as those worn by Law Enforcement labeled "POLICE" but rather than having a badge on the back it says "I'm here to defend your ass not to kiss it!"). Because of this I'd say that it's nearly a 50/50 split between any of my 42,971 (to date) responses being "responsive" and therefore "liked" by the Asker versus my either redirecting the Asker to her / his lawyer (aside alert: the only thing that amazes me more than the number of represented folks who actually seek case specific advise from random lawyers on the internet is the number of AVVO participating lawyers who, as I see it, choose to play "Monday Morning Quarterback" to a lawyer of record and offer irresponsible answers to "Askers" where there's no basis upon which to opine save an unsubstantiated, one paragraph, one-sided proffer by folks, many of whom are looking for validation in the form of a specific "answer" from "a lawyer") or to get offline, locate a local lawyer and have a meaningful, responsible, confidential consultation. Please believe me when I say that the difference is stark. When one seeks a consultation at I'm able to take a "Global Approach" to that individual Client and her/his distinct case, I make it a point to come to understand the Client and her/his specific situation, I'm able to adopt the Client's interests as my own, identify and secure realistic litigation objectives and then quote and honor reasonable fees (in writing) but on AVVO I don't have that luxury (in other words I'm limited and my responses must necessarily, and ethically, reflect those limitations, which can and often does result in "dislikes"). Still, even with that limitation a lot of "good" comes from AVVO (albeit again mostly with regard to generic, answerable questions) and so I'll continue to happily donate a great deal of time participating, be it by offering honest responses to questions (again 42,971 to date) and responding to emails or phone calls from AVVO Askers. Be it Thomas or anyone else please know that you're always welcome to ask me anything. That said, while I can promise that I'll respond I can't guarantee you that you'll "like" my response. Ty again Thomas. Respectfully submitted, MAH/Esq. "

Should you, a friend, a loved one or even someone that you {don't particularly like but happen to} know be in a jam with the criminal justice system then you can rest assured that either retaining or recommending will not only reflect well on you but will provide the client with unwavering, relentless, honest advocacy.

Established in 1991 and with no history whatsoever of any form of professional discipline, is readily available to have open, honest dialogue with potential clients and to quote and honor reasonable fees after identifying a realistic litigation objective. We're proud of our unblemished, time proven record of both having our client's "6:00", 24-7-365, 360° and of providing boutique, creative, effective, unwavering and zealous , , , , , , , , , and and representation to it's clientele, primarily in , on matters ranging from DUI to and from to .

At "it's all about Reasonable Doubt"!

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E-Mail: [email protected]
Off.: 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Cell: 305-798-2220

10/16/2026

wishes you a and offers you a PSA of the Day intended to arm you with wisdom that'll reduce your odds of getting Arrested and if you get popped then to help you to avoid causing unnecessary damage during your Police-Citizen Encounter, but first I need to introduce a little science with a dash of spirituality and capped off with a sprinkling of synthesis.

- Science: Carcharodon carcharias, a/k/a/ the Great White Shark, is among the ultimate symbols of strength, ferocity, stamina, dominance, and power. These apex predators (sharks in general) date back 450 million years (i.e. sharks were roaming the Earth before trees, much less humans), can live beyond 75 years of age, can grow to be beyond 20 feet in length and can weight up to 5,000 pounds. In the 1975 Stephen Spielberg blockbuster "Jaws" Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss' character) used the following words to describe the Great White Shark's nature to Mayor Larry Vaughn (played by Murray Hamilton): "Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all." According to "The Florida Museum" (at the University of Florida): "Positive identification of attacking sharks is very difficult since victims rarely make adequate observations of the attacker during the “heat” of the interaction. Tooth remains are seldom found in wounds and diagnostic characters for many requiem sharks - those in the Carcharhinidae family - are difficult to discern even by trained professionals... Nonetheless [the recorded history of shark attacks documents that], the white [351], tiger [142] and bull [119] sharks are the “Big Three” in the shark attack world because they are large species that are capable of inflicting serious injuries to a victim, are commonly found in areas where humans enter the water, and have teeth designed to shear rather than hold." (For comparative purposes the next most common shark species known to attack humans after Bull sharks are Requiem Sharks at 51, Sand Tiger Sharks at 36, Blacktip Sharks at 35 and Wobbegong Sharks at 31.)

- Spirituality: Also regarding symbolism, if you go to "What is My Spirit Animal" dot com then you'll find that if the shark (no species designation is made) is your "spirit animal" then "it's time to shut out fear and go for what you want... When Shark swims into your life s/he offers you safety from some jarring person or situation. The predator in your life is about to be frightened away with confidence. This creature reminds you of your personal power and the inner strength necessary to get rid of negativity. When Shark enters your life it portends a time of fearlessly facing those things or people who hold you back." Per "Uniguide" dot com: "When the shark is your spirit animal, you have been given the ability to swiftly go after what you want in life. As apex predators, sharks move through the ocean’s depths with fierceness and authority. Thus, the shark power animal reminds you that once you’ve committed to something, providence will move through to make it happen. You just have to laser focus on what you want to achieve. If a shark makes himself or herself known to you, whether in real life or through art, the media, or elsewhere - pay attention. There are no coincidences. Your spirit animal serves as a guide, bringing you messages from the supernatural world to help guide you during your human experience on Earth."

- Synthesis: Sharks may have existed for hundreds of eons but, per the Oxford English Dictionary, the word "shark" first came into use "after Sir John Hawkins' sailors exhibited one in London in 1569 and posted "sharke" to refer to the large sharks of the Caribbean Sea." As to how lawyers came to be referred to as "sharks" (among other, some not so "pleasant" terms), evidence exists that people studied written law in the BC era but after reforming the English legal system in the late 1200s AD King Edward I is credited with having spawned the earliest form of lawyers. Research suggests that in the early 17th Century (the 1600s) King James was busy translating the Bible and William Shakespeare was busy writing "Henry VI" (aside alert: although it wasn't published until 1623, from 1589-92 The Bard of Avon authored "Henry VI", which contains one of his most famous and controversial quotes, to wit: [Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2]: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"), common folks were already and routinely using the word "shark" to describe scam artists, pickpockets and other folks who may be labeled as "scoundrels and villains", and therein may lie the link which ties lawyers to sharks (but before we get there please indulge me a quick "Rocky Horror Picture Show" reference: "Let's do the time warp again..."). In 1314 Dante had completed "The Inferno" which is a literary work that literally places lawyers in "the Eighth Circle of Hell" (i.e. a place of eternal damnation involving being poked with pitchforks by demons) and by 1400 Geoffrey Chaucer completed "The Canterbury Tales" in which he clearly depicts his character "The Summoner" (who essentially was a lawyer), as a leprosy-scarred drunk who hid behind the Latin language so as to mask his own incompetence (at a minimum suggesting that lawyers are contagious, hapless, amateur drunks who misuse Latin. There are other examples (e.g. Herman Melville described the "ordinary Brown Shark" as a "sea attorney... a grasping, rapacious varlet") but the point is this: Imagining a shark as anyone who preys upon someone else and or that lawyers are brutal, ruthless killers who are just willing to drag someone down to Davey Jones' Locker any time they smell blood in the water is far from a new concept, but it's also not necessarily an accurate connotation as sharks, especially the Great White, are also symbols of strength and opportunity (i.e. these apex predators literally travel thousands of miles, continually seek out new “fishing grounds” for an opportunity to survive).

All of this observed believes that effective lawyers should be like Carcharodon Carcharias (knowledgeable, versed, tenacious, savvy, brave, gallant, caring, empathetic, giving and gracious, yet concurrently - and when appropriate - both ferocious and mighty), and in that light calling a lawyer a shark is a compliment. I also believe that Police Officers ("good" ones anyhow) should be well-trained and have equal concern for themselves, the general public and those with whom they come into professional contact. But, precisely as is the case when a human enters a shark's domain, when a civilian is confronted by a Cop there's potential for disaster and that's why conjured " " (i.e. "Shut-Up and Lawyer-Up" / invoke both The 5th and The 6th), condensing your 5th Amendment Right to Remain Silent and your 6th Amendment Right to Counsel and which is designed to help you to help yourself and your lawyer should a things go south. should remind you that you do NOT have to respond to Law Enforcement Officer questions, that you can't be compelled to perform like a circus animal just because Johnny Law asks you to do so (e.g. to take FSTs / Field Sobriety Tests / Roadside Sobriety Tests or provide a Breath Sample by blowing into a Breathalyzer, an Intoxilyzer or other mechanical device) and that you have no obligation to make Law Enforcement's job easier by either making incriminating statements or consenting to a search which sidesteps the 4th Amendment (not to fail to mention that when you do so our Founding Fathers and countless, deceased Patriots who sacrificed, fought and died for your freedoms roll in their graves).

With rare exception here in the USA holds true everywhere, every time and in every situation. It applies equally on the roadside, at a Crime Scene / "Locus in Quo", a Police Station, in your home, your place of work, a Courtroom, on a plane, in a train, on land, sea and even at a border (in short you can whenever, wherever, anytime and in any circumstance that any government agent approaches you and wants to ask you questions, seeks your willful collaboration or tries to secure your permission for them to be able to bypass the U.S. Constitution). That said does NOT give you Carte Blanche to be a jerk (e.g. invoking your rights shouldn't start off confrontationally like refusing to roll down your window or to speak at all); rather there's no excuse to be cantankerous or rude, you should always be reasonably cooperative (e.g. provide ID if asked) and you should speak to the extent which, given the circumstances, is both reasonable (e.g. "good morning / evening", "what can I do for you Officer", "may I ask why you pulled me over"...). Should questioning turn accusatory (e.g. if it goes from routine to targeted) then it's time for you to , albeit pleasantly and not like a sanctimonious jerk (e.g. a polite can go something like this: "I understand that you are doing your job Officer and I respect you for it but I also have a job to do and my job is to invoke my rights to remain silent and for a lawyer to be present before I answer any of your questions." Corny? Yes. Quirky? Sure. Effective? Absolutely!).

It's a sad but undeniable fact that in the wink of an eye a given Cop can transform from Officer Friendly to Officer Unfriendly in true-to-life Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde fashion, and when this occurs it's usually (not always but usually) a result of how you actually act or how you're perceived to have acted by a given Cop in a given moment. Where you're perceived as "a sanctimonious jerk" you run the very real risks of first being held in "Contempt of Cop" and then picking up "Gratuitous Charges" (e.g. Resisting Arrest, Obstruction of Justice, etcetera) as well as the potential for a complementary beatdown by a "Gaggle of Gendarme"; so, when it comes to "The Three Cs" (i.e. Cops, Courts and Constitutions), remembering that your odds at a favorable outcome will exponentially increase if you politely and then call will serve your self-interest.

Should you, a friend, a loved one or even someone that you {don't particularly like but happen to} know be in a jam with the criminal justice system then you can rest assured that either retaining or recommending will not only reflect well on you but will provide the client with unwavering, relentless, honest advocacy.

Established in 1991 and with no history whatsoever of any form of professional discipline, is readily available to have open, honest dialogue with potential clients and to quote and honor reasonable fees after identifying a realistic litigation objective. We're proud of our unblemished, time proven record of both having our client's "6:00", 24-7-365, 360° and of providing boutique, creative, effective, unwavering and zealous , , , , , , , , , and and representation to it's clientele, primarily in , on matters ranging from DUI to and from to .

At "it's all about Reasonable Doubt"!

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WWW: www.criminallaw.miami
E-Mail: [email protected]
Off.: 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Cell: 305-798-2220

10/15/2026

wishes you and yours a yummilicious start to the 2026-2027 Stone Crab Season and offers you the following PSA of the Day!

With the Autumnal Equinox having passed, the winds beginning to shift from south to north, the brutal SoFlo Summer heat starting to abate, the apex of Hurricane Season (September 10th) having passed, with Halloween creeping up and today being October 15th, can formally wish you and yours a Happy Stone Crab Season!

Anyone can buy stone crab claws, but if you're one of those folks who's adventurous enough to catch your own claws then I admonish you to follow all rules to the letter of the law... and in that regard I not only offer you this PSA of the Day but I also encourage you to watch 's VideoFAQ # 104) Can I Catch My Own Stone Crab in FL? @ https://youtu.be/yjsC6B6n2mY (Shameless plug: As always I humbly and respectfully ask that if you haven't yet done so then please SUBSCRIBE to , 's VideoFAQ / YouTube channel @ www.youtube.com/c/michaelhaberlaw ).

** Disclaimer ** This video was published in June, 2016, since then several regulation changes have gone into effect (some recreational some commercial) and so if you are going to harvest / trap / collect your own claws then you should make yourself familiar with current rules and guidelines established regarding conservation of marine resources including those effective after VideoFAQ # 104 was published. The most salient of these measures are listed below but please, pretty please even, before you drop (much less pull) a trap or touch a Stone Crab (in the water) take a look at FFWCC's recreational Stone Crab website (note that commercial stone crab rules are different): https://myfwc.com/fishing/saltwater/recreational/stone-crab/

- Stone Crab season no longer ends on Mother's Day (as had been tradition), rather it now closes on May 1st;

- Minimum claw size limit have been INCREASED by 1/8" (i.e. from 2.75" (2¾') to 2 & 7/8");

- The "Daily Bag Limit" is 1 gallon of claws per person or 2 gallons per vessel, whichever is LESS;

- Every plastic or wood Stone Crab Trap must be outfitted with a 2 and 3/16-inch escape ring;

- Recreational harvesters age 16 or older and fisherpersons with traps are required to complete an online, no-cost recreational Stone Crab Trap registration;

- Stone Crab Trap registration numbers must be placed on traps before being used;

- It's legal to harvest both claws from a lone Stone Crab (assuming that both are legal sized) but please (pretty please even) think twice before doing so as removing both claws not only limits a crab's ability to eat (their claws are their primary source for obtaining food) but, more fundamentally, removing both claws leaves a crab with an inability to defend itself from predators;

- While harvested Stone Crab claws grow back the process requires a large amount of food-generated-energy and so leaving one claw attached will maximize the odds that a crab will survive, regenerate it's taken claw and be there for next year's season. (Aside alert: Using "Flag Burning" as an analogy: You have a 1st Amendment right to take a blow torch to The Stars and Stripes but doing so - i.e. setting Old Glory ablaze - doesn't make you a patriot; rather it makes you an as***le. Similarly...);

- All restrictions on Stone Crab harvesting are implemented by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission after it addresses "long-term decline[s] in harvest", that local waters are “likely undergoing overfishing" and in an effort to maintain the Stone Crab population (note that the same logic applies to other fishing or hunting concerns, e.g. freshwater fishing, lobster, deer, turkey, migratory birds, etcetera);

- F.S. 379.407 (Administration; rules, publications, records; penalties; injunctions) establishes "base penalties" for recreational Stone Crab violations, to wit: First time offenders are subject to a 2nd Degree Misdemeanor (punishable by up to 60 days in jail, 6 months of probation, a $500 fine and a permanent criminal conviction) whereas repeat offenders are bumped-up to a 1st Degree Misdemeanor for a 2nd or subsequent offense (punishable by up to 364 days in jail, 12 months of probation, a $1,000 fine and a permanent criminal conviction). A conviction comes with a mandatory Fishing License suspension and each crab / claw comes with it's own separate charge (e.g. you can pick up a count - one charge - for each violation, so if you're in possession of 10 undersigned Stone Crabs claws then you can face 10 separate, distinct charges, one for each claw and worse yet penalties can lawfully be "stacked" / run consecutive to one another);

- You can always go to www.MyFWC.com for definitive guidance on all Florida marine, fishing and land hunting requirements (again, specific to recreational stone crabbing go to: https://myfwc.com/fishing/saltwater/recreational/stone-crab/ );

- Marine Law Enforcement is deadly serious about enforcing all laws, rules and regulations regarding the conservation of marine (and land) resources. If you're nabbed violating of any of the Sunshine State's many conservation laws then Marine Police (be it the Feds - e.g. USCG, DHS, ICE, or other, FWC, County, Municipal or Local Cops), will have no compunction about busting your ass, impounding your catch (and possibly your vessel), putting you in handcuffs, stuffing you into a Squad Car, Perp-Walking you through a Sally Port, into a Jail and costing you weeks, moths and possibly even years worth of emotional, personal and financial expense.

Visual alert: While trying to get a job as a hair stylist Scrappy Coco, Adam Sandler's character in "The Zohan", approaches an obviously nervous young boy sitting in barber's chair and says: "You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this." Similarly, please believe me when I reiterate that "I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this". The point is that even if you manage to come out on top (e.g. the State drops the charges at Arraignment, you qualify for, enroll in and successfully complete a Diversion Program, you win a dispositive Motion to Suppress or Motion to Dismiss or you're acquitted after a Bench Trial or a Jury Trial) you'll still have "lost", as, similar to a divorce case, in Criminal Court there are no "winners"; rather there are only degrees of losing.

With all of this said once again, wishes you a "scrumdiddlyumptious" (shout out to Roald Dahl) 26-27 Stone Crab Season!

Should you, a friend, a loved one or even someone that you {don't particularly like but happen to} know be in a jam with the criminal justice system then you can rest assured that either retaining or recommending will not only reflect well on you but will provide the client with unwavering, relentless, honest advocacy.

Established in 1991 and with no history whatsoever of any form of professional discipline, is readily available to have open, honest dialogue with potential clients and to quote and honor reasonable fees after identifying a realistic litigation objective. We're proud of our unblemished, time proven record of both having our client's "6:00", 24-7-365, 360° and of providing boutique, creative, effective, unwavering and zealous , , , , , , , , , and and representation to it's clientele, primarily in , on matters ranging from DUI to and from to .

At "it's all about Reasonable Doubt"!

YT: www.youtube.com/c/MichaelHaberLaw
FB: www.facebook.com/Miami.Criminal.Lawyer
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WWW: www.criminallaw.miami
E-Mail: [email protected]
Off.: 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Cell: 305-798-2220

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