07/15/2026
In addition to all the rules governing attorney advertising, the firm's principal attorney, Shaun Gregory White, has a few rules of his own:
Rule 1: No cliché bulldogs. We love bulldogs, but there are no pets allowed in court.
Rule 2: No hyper-aggressive photos that make it look like you're about to step into a 12-round title fight. This is not the Cobra Kai dojo, there will be no leg sweeps.
Rule 3: No suggesting that every fender-bender is a winning lottery ticket. Maximizing a client's recovery should never require being disingenuous.
Rule 4: It has to make us laugh.
So...Mission Accomplished!