The Nicca Notary

The Nicca Notary Do you need something notarized? The Nicca Notary will put a stamp on it and make it official! Onlline Notary Service.

08/08/2025

Well, no one man should have all this power…”

Meet 'Nino Nicca..."
a man who didn’t need to become a notary… but did it anyway. Why?
Not for the money. Not for the title.
Because… he’s obsessed with the sound of the stamp.
That click? That thunk? That’s his superpower.
And with great stamping… comes even greater stupidity.

"The Adventures of The Nicca Notary" ...coming soon.

Think Boondocks.
Think Chappelle’s Show “The Niggar Family.”
South Park!
Now… take it further. WAY FURTHER!

Full of puns, funs, and maybe a few buns! This funny series makes light of everything with a purpose… a very messed-up purpose… but still, a purpose.

Yes, my “fair”-colored brothers and sisters, you can say his name too. Just… his name. Don’t get carried away.

Inspired by true events from an actual notary himself, this cartoon will get your official stamp of approval. From the pen of an award-winning author known for blurring the line between genius and "did he really just write that?"

Follow this page. Share it. Tag your people.
This will make you laugh no matter what side of the tracks you’re from.

The Side Chick NDA SpecialFellas, got a little “situation” that you need to keep off social media? Before you get caught...
02/11/2025

The Side Chick NDA Special
Fellas, got a little “situation” that you need to keep off social media? Before you get caught up on the Shade Room, bring your lil' secret down to The Nicca Notary and we’ll have them sign an ironclad NDA. Because the only receipts we acknowledge are the ones that are NOTARIZED.
Stop playin’. Get that paperwork right before your main finds out.

We stamp that sh**.

The Broke Bestie Loan Protection PlanTired of your "I swear I got you next Friday" friend ghosting you after payday? We ...
02/11/2025

The Broke Bestie Loan Protection Plan

Tired of your "I swear I got you next Friday" friend ghosting you after payday? We got you. Before you hand over that $200 "loan" that you already know you're never seeing again, let us draft and notarize a legally binding contract to hold their broke ass accountable. Either they pay you back, or their PlayStation becomes YOURS. ✍🏾📜

Inbox us today. Protect your pockets. We’ll stamp that sh**.

02/11/2025

The Nicca Notary is BACK, and my wrist is on life support!

I was stamping so much I caught carpal tunnel. 🤦🏾‍♂️ I knew it was bad when I accidentally stamped a baby’s forehead in the middle of a paternity dispute. The daddy swore “That ain’t my kid!” … but one look at that little bad ass kid and I knew Maury didn’t need to be called. *STAMP* – Sir, you ARE the father. Case closed!

Now accepting new questionable, petty, and legally binding notary needs. Hit me up before my hand gives out again!

Are you and your bae wanting to get married but… 1: you never met in person.2: you both have a car that doesn’t exist.3...
08/01/2023

Are you and your bae wanting to get married but…
1: you never met in person.
2: you both have a car that doesn’t exist.
3. getting married requires leaving the house.
4. Your parents said “over my dead body” although you both are of legal age.
…..Or any other reason why you haven’t besides the other person not wanting to…
We are here to help.

That’s right, if you’re in a state where a notary republic can sign your marriage license then more than likely they can also perform your ceremony, in some states a ceremony is required. And to make your crazy covinent more convenient and cost effective, it can be done through an online video conference. Of course both of you have to be present, and awake, and coherent. You can even have your family, friends, or your entire gamer squad tune in. Yours truly, The Nicca Notary, would love to perform your ceremony of online matrimony.

For more information feel free to send us a message.
Also can visit one of our partners https://www.speakwithmyassistant.com/copy-of-contact-form for all your notary needs

07/13/2023

It got so heated today over an uno game some of my friends were playing I had to notarize a “one set of rules” agreement after they all agreed and signed it. That’s how serious they are about their Uno and I am about my job!

- The Nicca Notary for peace

****We certify home rules for spades, dominos, scrabble, monopoly too… Oh and many many other certificates and documents less enjoyable or exciting! Message for more information **

Parents, are you tired of your teenage son or daughter calling you “BRO?” If so, we can help. With both you and said chi...
07/11/2023

Parents, are you tired of your teenage son or daughter calling you “BRO?” If so, we can help. With both you and said child present we will verify and notarize a letter of emancipation and help relinquish you from all responsibilities as parent or guardian. Then you can tell BRO they gotta go! Inbox for details or for other notary needs.
-The Nicca Notary

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