09/26/2025
Photo posted with permission 🤟 Another WBSO San Pellegrino Voluntary Warrant Surrender!!
Real talk, hey warrants are scary things (Potential High Risk Incidents: PHRI), as they offer abundant opportunities for things to go disastrously south disastrously quick when we, the hOrRibLe cOpS attempt to effect apprehensions as commanded by the court. Most folks are compliant, some run & some passively or actively resist arrest. Some fight, with their fists &/or worst case, deadly weapons are produced 😓
Thus here in Wabaunsee County, we do things differently, we call you, inform you of your warrant, bond amount & invite you in, to surrender & enjoy an IMPOSSIBLY refreshing fancy San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Mineral Water 😀
See the one thing we are MOST interested in CATEGORICALLY AVOIDING is any type of armed confrontational scenario, end of story. This team has a tremendous amount of experience & training in fugitive apprehensions & also de-escalation. We use our brains, to avoid tragedy. We do not conduct idiotic no knock warrants here, never have & we never will. For high risk felony warrant apprehensions, FB doesn't cut it, we come to you. That said...
When it's appropriate, we'd MUCH rather call you or post about your Warrant so you can make arrangements then come in & surrender. It's VASTLY safer. It allows you to know your bond amount up front so you can book in & bond out (sometimes in less than a half hour.)
This way ensures you're not arrested roadside & risk being late for something important or face a possible tow bill. It also COMPLETELY ELIMINATES the flight / fight response possibility & most importantly you get to take care of the warrant, leave with a fresh new court date, hang with ya pals @ WBSO as you get booked in & quickly bonded out & get to enjoy a tasty & delightful S.Pellegrino!
How's that for bunch of occasionally heroic barely literate adorable idiot 🐖's 😅
This method is a superior, safe & convenient alternative to traditional apprehension efforts & is yet another innovative tool adorning the interior of our mutually beneficial solutions box. In this job... you gotta use your head.
There are so many opportunities to make improvements & progress. Our business is in keeping the peace & that includes your peace of mind & business is good 🤟
Maybe we can save the world. Maybe we can't. Maybe all we can do is try ❤️
👊-Eric Kirsch
Sheriff, Wabaunsee County Kansas 🇺🇸
