Whittle, Whittle, and Crouch

05/20/2025

05/20/2025

After blowing up a house and exiting with his clothes in rags and covered in soot: 'Well I'm afraid that's all I can do at the moment'

05/20/2025

"She's a bit upset, see, 'cause her mother's there and we've had a bit of trouble -- about her husband's python. It was the same when he had his monkeys in the greenhouse. I don't know what they used to get up to in there, but we never had a single cucumber. And all my tomatoes went blue. So, can I borrow your ladder?"

05/20/2025

"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots... But there are no old, bold pilots."

05/20/2025

"I'm a married man ..."

05/20/2025

"Hurling abuses at me in my loft!"

05/20/2025

"I'm being ej******ed from my fixed abode!"
"I had to keep the girls clothes and wear em...I had to keep the dolly too...cos the head fell off"
"My Aunty Di**le wasn't very nice...she used to bring round home-made jellies...and they didn't even wobble"
"I've tried to come more often...but ive had a bit of bother..first the door fell off...plus..i blew my pudding up"
"ohhhh you dirty dollop"
"I'm trying to be more verbally excruciating"
"Betty, I always try....noone could be more trying than me"

05/20/2025

Every day...in every way...I'm getting better and better!

05/20/2025

Betty: "Well I am a bit worried about leaving my mother."
Mr. Lorace: "Arrrr. Getting on a bit is she?"
Frank: "Well you know... about your age."

05/20/2025

Mr. Lorance: "According to this you spent three months in a monastery and graduated as a gas fitter."
Frank: "I did the gas fitting before I went in. I was just living in the monastery."
Mr. Lorance: "That was your home?!"
Frank: "I didn't have a home. That was where I was doing the part-time monk-ing."

09/19/2023

https://youtu.be/tulFeVPSb7k?si=lB3-LYGPphydJebd

The Spencer Family are preparing their house for Christmas in this funny video clip from the classic British comedy. Betty (Michele Dotrice) has taken care o...