Elliot Burch, Attorney at Law PLLC

11/30/2025

Lane Kiffin Update!!!

Our office has been alerted to multiple Thanksgiving incidents stemming from heated debates over Lane Kiffin’s potential next move.
Unfortunately, these are not the kind of cases we can take.
Fortunately, they are the kind of stories we enjoy hearing.
Comments open. 👇😂

10/29/2025

If you or someone you love has had an encounter with a disease-carrying monkey… call us!

I repeat, call us. Please don’t come in the office! 😳😳😂😂

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg.

08/13/2025

Good luck to the Greene County Wildcats Volleyball!!

Game two of the week is on the road to North Forrest HS. Come cheer us on as your Lady Wildcatsts take on the Lady Eagles 🏐🐾

07/03/2025

🚨 First balogna, now turkey bacon — it’s been a tough week for fake meats. 🚨

We’re not saying RFK Jr.’s war on fake food is working… but the “processed imposters” are dropping like flies.

What’s next, tofu on trial?

The recall includes single 12-ounce packages of Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon Original, as well as three- and four-packs of the product.

07/01/2025

🚨 BREAKING: Bologna Recall Announced! 🥪
Millions of pounds of lunch meat may be guilty of impersonating food.

We offer Criminal Defense that’s 100% real, no fillers. We won’t fold under pressure (unlike that deli slice).

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04/28/2025

🚨🚨Remember…. Your friends may not actually be your friends during turkey season!  Also, if you find yourself in this situation, we will be your friend for a small fee! 

12/13/2024

The Attorney/Client privilege provides that what you say to your attorney can’t be used against you, and your attorney can’t divulge your information to anyone else.

Remember there is no taxidermist/hunter privilege! See below😳

MDWFP has partnered with taxidermists across the state to provide hunters a more convenient way of having their bucks tested for CWD.
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Further, it provides flexibility to transport bucks harvested in a CWD Management Zone to a taxidermist of choice. Hunters may call a permitted taxidermist to receive a CWD sample number, allowing you to transport a buck out of the Management Zone without needing to fully cape the hide or clean the skull plate. ⁠

Find more information & a list of permitted taxidermists here - https://www.mdwfp.com/wildlife-hunting/chronic-wasting-disease

12/10/2024

You never know what you might hear in court. Recently I was listening to a gentleman enter a guilty plea to the charge of possessing a controlled substance. When the Judge asked the gentleman what he did, the gentleman said the following: “I got into a fight with my wife’s new boyfriend. The police came and arrested me, and the drugs fell out of my drawers.”

We can’t help you with your marital issues, but if you have been charged with a crime we can help! Whether it’s drugs falling out of your drawers or any other charge, give us a call!

11/22/2024

Facing legal challenges can be daunting, but remember, every setback can lead to a comeback. Stay informed and empowered! If you have questions about criminal charges, DUI issues, or personal injury claims, feel free to send us a direct message anytime. 💼✨📩

11/21/2024

Holiday celebrations shouldn't be overshadowed by legal troubles. If you find yourself facing charges, remember you have rights. Contact Elliot Burch Attorney at Law, PLLC for guidance and strategic representation. We're here to help you navigate this challenging time. elliotburchlaw.com

11/21/2024

After an arrest, it's crucial to document every detail related to your case. This information can be vital for your defense. Stay organized and proactive in protecting your rights! If you have any questions, feel free to send a direct message anytime. 📩✍️🛡️

11/16/2024

Following an arrest, it is crucial to document everything related to the incident. This information can be vital for your case. Stay organized and proactive! If you have questions or need assistance, feel free to send a direct message anytime. 💼✍️