10/19/2023
Ever wondered what a Process Server gets up to behind the scenes?
Although we couldn’t get exclusive bts video footage of our process server Mike (he'd rather write 🤦♂️), here’s a little insight into a day in the life!
🚀💌 "Just when I thought my life was turning into a sitcom, I became a process server! 🤦♂️📫
8 AM: Donned my invisible ninja attire and went undercover as the most stylish mailman in town!
9 AM: My first target. Sneaked up to their front porch, looked left, then right, and BAM! A squirrel jumped out from nowhere, turning me into an Olympic sprinter! Sorry, grandma, but your subpoena is now lodged in a tree. 🐿️
10 AM: Tried to serve a court document at a fancy cafe. But guess what? The barista mistakenly thought I was a food critic and offered me free samples instead! Hey, I need justice, not lattes! ☕🚫
12 PM: Doorbell rings. Things are getting intense. The homeowner opens the door, and I'm super sure they finally spotted me. Nope! They just thought I was their long-lost cousin from a distant country. Got invited for lunch. 🌮🍔
3 PM: Arrived at an office building for a 'super-secret delivery.' Turns out, I walked right into an employee costume party! Everyone applauded my 'impeccable timing' and gave me a round of high-fives. Mission accomplished? 🎉🎭
5 PM: Chased down a slippery target who seemed faster than Usain Bolt. I almost caught up when I tripped over my shoelaces and landed face-first into a giant pizza! Who knew serving papers could be so cheesy? 😂🍕
7 PM: Ended the day with a bang! Found the elusive person I'd been hunting for hours... at the movie theater. They were enjoying a romantic comedy, totally unaware of my mission. I decided to take a popcorn break and joined in on the laughter. 🎬🍿💔
And that, my friends, is the thrilling and unpredictable life of a process server. Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode: 'Evading dogs, dodging sprinklers, and other epic challenges.' Stay safe and don't forget to laugh along the way!" 😄💪📜