07/17/2025
🏡 4BR/3BA | Completely Remodeled | Now $25K Less Needy 💅 Looking for Long-Term Commitment 💍
About Me:
Hi there 👋 I’m a newly reimagined stunner in the Lake Hamilton School District — fully remodeled from the studs up (yes, I’ve done the inner work, AND lowered my standards… by $25,000 💸).
That’s right — I just became $25K more affordable, but still bring all the high-end energy. I’m 4-bedrooms strong, emotionally available (open-concept, of course), and packed with modern updates — electrical, plumbing, style, and substance. I’m not high-maintenance — just impressively upgraded. 😌
My Hobbies Include:
✨ Soaring ceilings and catching rays — I’m solar-powered by natural light
🔥 Cozy nights by the fireplace (bonus points if you bring snacks)
🍸 Hosting classy (or chaotic) gatherings at my custom wet bar
👩🍳 Cooking in my sleek new kitchen — think countertops you’ll want to pet
🧺 Doing laundry in either of my TWO laundry rooms — I'm flexible and helpful
🛁 Spa nights in my designer-renovated bathrooms
🚗 Storing all your hobbies, tools, or business dreams in my 20x30 shop (plus bonus storage, because I’m generous like that)
Looking For:
A serious, emotionally-ready buyer who doesn’t ghost when it gets real. You should appreciate good design, commitment, and the value of a $25,000 price drop. I’ve done the work — I just need someone who sees my worth (and wants to brag about me on Instagram).
You must love nature (I’m lounging on a peaceful half-acre lot), and not be scared of a little space — because honey, I’ve got range.
Ready for forever? I’m turnkey, drama-free, and officially a steal.
Swipe right (aka call your agent). I won’t be single for long. 💘
