Dewey Cheatham & Howe Attorneys At Law

11/26/2022

TACO BELL OPENING IN HOLLY POND

We just got word that Taco Bell will be opening a new location in the old trailer that has been vacant since last months m**h lab bust. Come by and grab some Nachos Bell Grande, a Baja Blast and a little shake n bake. The manager would like for us to remind everyone that Taco Bell will not be responsible for any fentanyl overdoses at this location.

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11/22/2022

Did you drink the water at Camp Lejeune? Have you developed mesothelioma? Did the Town Council refuse to refund your ticket to the annual Thanksgiving A**l Bead Tug-o-War?

You may be owed legal compensation. Give us a call.

11/21/2022

Keep our friend and colleague, Lou Pohl Esq. - Criminal Attorney in your thoughts and prayers.

LOCAL LAWYER'S OFFICE DESTROYED BY FIRE

Holly Pond Fire Department responded to Lou Pohl Esq. - Criminal Attorney Law Offices to find them fully engulfed. We reached out to Lou for a statement.

"It's a total loss but things like this happen. Lots of tax records gone. It was a completely inconspicuous occurrence and I don't think we need any investigations. It was probably started by a rat gnawing on wires or som**hing."

Mr. Pohl wanted us to reach out to his clients and let them know things would be right back to business tomorrow. He will be seeing clients in the alley between Gibb's Laundromat and Holly Pond Supermarket on a temporary basis until he finds a new location for his offices.

11/20/2022

Been in an auto accident? Give us a call first! We just got our last client a $275,000 settlement and he was driving drunk through a graveyard!

We get results!