03/20/2026
Volunteering at Career Day was a breath of fresh air after a heavy week of family law. 💕 Sharing the things that I love about my career, letting the kids play “judge” 🧑⚖️, seeing their creativity with what crimes to charge me with, and getting hugs from my favorite 3rd and 5th graders (and half a class of kindergarteners, just because)😼
My crimes today included: robbing an old lady, stealing someone’s Chic Fil A AND eating it in front of them, manslaughter, eating all the ice cream 🍨 in the cafeteria without paying for it, and attempting to drown 847 people. 🌊
Sentencing ranged from 1 minute to a billion years. 💀
My personal favorite- the fourth grader who told me that I will die in prison, and that he loves to watch with his mom 🤣🤣 I think she and I should be friends.
Happy Friday from !