Piranha Thee Realtor

05/15/2026

Media day in La Mesa.
9345 Monona Dr. in La Mesa gives you a stunning, light-filled 4-bed, 3-bath home designed by renowned architect Edward Fickett. From the massive wrap-around driveway to the private California-style backyard, this one hits every mark.
DM me for more info.

“Listing Provided by Connie Danielson | DRE 01950089 & Andrea Stephens | DRE 02218631”

05/11/2026

JUST LISTED! 🌴 Cancel your gym membership and stop paying your landlord’s mortgage. Pool, gym, BBQ lounge, and in-unit laundry!

📍 800 N Mollison Ave 10
El Cajon, CA 92021
👇 DM me for the price and a private tour!

05/08/2026

Media day in Chula Vista.
This one is a GREAT reminder that San Diego County has a little bit of everything. If you want to know what area fits your life, send me a message.

05/06/2026

What’s the best time of year to sell? It’s a question I get all the time.

One season usually rises to the top for motivated sellers: Spring.

It’s the peak buying season in the housing market, so we tend to see more buyers, more offers, and more home sales.

And with mortgage rates at 3-year lows right now, buyers should be ready to act. Let’s get your house in front of them.

05/04/2026

Selling your house isn’t about luck. It’s about strategy. Don’t leave your move chance. Let’s talk so you have a plan that works.

05/01/2026

If you pulled your house off the market late last year, you should know... 40% of sellers who made that same choice have already re-listed. Want to know why they’re confident it’ll be different this time? Let’s talk.

04/27/2026

Getting your house on the market in mid-April may give you an extra edge, but the bigger opportunity is the Spring season as a whole. The real question is:

Do you know what you need to do before you can list?

Because it’s officially go-time for any seller planning a Spring move.

If you want your house to hit the market this week (or even this season), let’s talk about what it’ll take to get it ready.

While the Spring season consistently offers up some of the best conditions for home sellers, Realtor.com says there’s one window where the stars really seem to align year after year. And it’s coming up fast.

04/26/2026

04/24/2026

HOLL ATA ME!🖤💙💜
S/O-Kenny and Mags
Listed by Kenny Patrick #02001728

04/24/2026

Want to make a move, but you're worried it’s going to take longer than you’d like? Here’s what you need to know.

The average home is taking about 57 days to sell. And that actually isn’t slow. It’s normal.
No matter what you’re reading online, know that the market hasn’t stalled. And neither has your move.

The reality is homes that are priced and positioned right are still selling. So, if you want to move, you can.

Let’s talk about how to set your house up to sell quickly in today’s market.