Roxy Johnson, Attorney at Law

10/31/2024

My non-custodial parents, it’s your Halloween with the kiddos! Make it fun and safe and reap the benefits of the “candy tax” this year 👻🤖😈And if your case is in the IV-D Court, let’s see you post them babies costumes, but don’t post about your baby mamas attitude🙅🏻‍♀️ that’s still a no-no🙃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOLKS!!!

08/14/2024

Alexa, play “F my Baby Daddy” 🎶🎶🎶

Come join us August 23rd for The Baby Mama Comedy Show brought to you by Danielle Torres!

Your baby daddy might be a clown 🤡 but he’s not the only one with jokes.

Check out The Baby Mama Comedy Show at Mesquite Street Comedy Club Downtown, sponsored by the The Law Offices of Celeste Robertson, LLC.

🎟️Tickets online at https://www.mesquitestreet.com/mesquitestreetlive

📱361-765-0600
💻www.celesterobertson.com
📍500 N Shoreline Blvd Ste 1020 Corpus Christi, Texas 78401
📍2734 TX-35 BUS Ste 1 Rockport, Texas 78382

08/19/2023

Wrapped up a capital murder trial this week, and here’s my free legal advice🥰:

06/10/2022

Hey y’all. Celeste is out on vacation enjoying life 👎and I’m at work with this whole staff who is driving me nuts asking 268558 questions a day🥴, SO from today through Friday, June 17, 2022, call my office for special “they are driving me insane” rates on Powers of Attorney. And 🚨PSA🚨If you have graduating kiddos heading off to college, make sure you get those HIPAA forms because the government says them kids are “adults” now😬
📲361-765-0600

(And y’all don’t be telling Celeste. She can’t afford vacation with discounts 😭)

12/15/2021

Husband not catching your Christmas wish list hints? Don’t spend your Christmas cash on gifts for him🛑Get something you really want! Divorce petitions make great stocking stuffers🎄🎄🎄

📲361-765-0600
🌎 www.celesterobertson.com

11/13/2021

Does your husband violate the terms and conditions of “I do”? Does he hog the blankets and last fry? If he lies about watching the latest Yellowstone, he’ll lie about anything. Let’s hold him accountable 🙅🏻‍♀️👩‍⚖️

📲 361-765-0600
🌎 www.celesterobertson.com

09/03/2021

Sounds like cause to me! Let ya girl help you get rid of him🙅🏻‍♀️

📲361-765-0600
🌎 www.celesterobertson.com

08/07/2021

It’s not what you ARE earning, it’s what you are CAPABLE of earning, and some of y’all lookin real capable to me🤔
Let’s download his TikToks and her OnlyFans take ‘em to Court 👩‍⚖️
📲361-765-0600
🌎 www.celesterobertson.com

07/17/2021

Product doesn’t meet expectations? Size wasn’t accurately described? Product damaged upon arrival? Let me help you with that return process 🙌
📲361-765-0600
🌎 www.celesterobertson.com

06/09/2021

Meddling mother in law? Overgrown mama’s boy? Let’s return that man back to his mama✌️
📲 361-765-0600
🌎 www.celesterobertson.com