The Unicorn Lawyer

12/31/2022

A note from UL ❤️ 🦄👔

12/31/2022

12/10/2022

Felt cute, might go and whatcha'callin' deck the halls later 🦄👔

11/26/2022

Accurate representation of yours truly on Thanksgiving… I can’t lie to all you nice folks, I googled this fine turkeycorn. I’ve been sleepin’ face first in a bowl of spinach compote since yesterday evenin’. The ol’ food coma got me good this year. 🦄👔

11/12/2022

I was plannin’ on buyin’ this here tank top on account’a Vet’rans day, but I missed the cutoff to order!… it’s a tank top joke, think about it. 🦄👔

11/04/2022

Some plastic unicorn majesty for y’all on this fine mornin’. 🦄👔

10/29/2022

Don’t even tell me… it’s right behind me, i’nn’it…? Happy Halloween, y’all. 🦄👔

10/01/2022

Admirin’ some local barnyard art type work… “oh give me a hooomee where the buffalo roaaaam…” 🦄👔

09/23/2022

Nothin’ but some chilly truth for ya’selves 🦄👔

09/09/2022

Now, y’see, apple pickin’ season is upon us and that’s especially good for us horsey types… I’m doin’ office work today, but I reckon that this’d be a fair representation of the event. 🦄👔

09/03/2022

Love me some summertime, but I’m ready for whatchacallin’ sweataweatha! 🦄👔

08/26/2022

Spendin’ the day in whatchacallin’ New Jersey admirin’ some’a the local architecture 🦄👔