10/24/2025
Ok, let me clarify...
My statement:
Yes, I'm back "outside". π«
DM Bully:
When? I'll wait. You've dodged every offer I've made. π€π
Me:
I said outside, I didn't say I was OFF THE PORCH!! ππ€£π€ͺ
DM Bully:
Well, I didn't read the small print. Now, I gotta put a tracker on your phone. See, now I know how "regular" people land in therapy. One day I was a normal, live alone, sports watching, frozen meal eating, 2 job having, regular person. Now, I'm a nail-biting, which job you at so I can bring you lunch, bunching my 6'4 @$$ on my couch until you call at 1am on your way from work (when I KNOW 630am is going to have me in a chokehold)...type person. What in the π. π€π₯΄π₯Έπ±π€¦πΎββοΈπ€·πΎββοΈ
Me:
I'm working on it. You have to admit this is progress, right?
DM Bully:
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