Josef Schwab HomeSmart Connect Broker

02/10/2026

Good morning all,
Looking for recommendations of a document/photo scanner for home use?

10/20/2025

It would be nice for our Mayor and Governor to meet with the families of these crimes on a weekly basis and tell them all is well.

At least four people have been killed and 14 more have been wounded in shootings across Chicago over the weekend.

06/14/2025

Looking for an agent that is willing if needed to help with deals I have in the works?
1) Arlington Heights area
2) Wauconda area
3) Lakewood area
Willing to compensate.
I will be traveling for two weeks and if something should come up that I need boots on the ground it would be nice to know I have a back up and would do the same if the shoes were reversed.

05/22/2025

https://smyl.mredllc.com/listings/MTIzNjE3MzU6ODkzMDI

Offered by: Josef Schwab of HomeSmart Connect LLC - Where to start on this beautiful spacious home nestled on a 5 acre lot. Enter to a Slate tiled foyer and look around at high quality materials and craftsmanship abound, custom wood ceilings, cherry flooring, solid wood doors, main floor primary bed...

04/10/2025

12/16/2024

Hello all, has anyone else had/have problems with Docusign lately ?

10/22/2024

Coming this December.

619 Fairway Dr, Glenview IL, is a Single Family home that contains 2075 sq ft and was built in 1961.It contains 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms.This home last sold for $400,000 in March 2019. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $601,000, which has decreased by $8,497 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zest...

06/14/2024

Happy Flag Day

06/13/2024

Remember what he kept saying during the Russian Collusion hoax, overwhelming evidence, overwhelming evidence, overwhelming evidence and OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE 🤣🤣🤣

05/16/2024

https://ww2.mredllc.com/news/weekly-snapshot/

MRED has long offered monthly statistical reports. Now, the MLS is offering weekly tracking on several key housing criteria. MRED will provide weekly updates on the number of new listings and properties under contract.

03/05/2024

Re: Aging

And on the 8th day, God created Seniors. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.

So if you find, as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older:

#9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8. Life is s*xually transmitted.

#7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6. Men have two motivations: hunger and s*x, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2. In the 60's, people took L*D to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

Please share this wisdom with others; I need to go to the bathroom.15

01/23/2024

From the Wall St Journal:
“Arab countries are working on a proposal for postwar Gaza that would create a pathway toward a Palestinian state in exchange for Saudi recognition of Israel, according to Arab officials.
The first joint plan by Arab states to end the war in Gaza, the proposal was submitted to Israel via the U.S. and is still being finalized, Saudi and Egyptian officials said. Israel so far has rejected it, with the creation of a Palestinian state the main sticking point. Israeli officials didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment. The war, which began after Hamas’s Oct. 7 attack on Israel, has Gaza’s already desperate humanitarian situation deteriorating into chaos, residents and aid groups said, citing logjams in food deliveries and a battlefield that overlaps the places offering help. The enclave is home to most of the world’s hungriest people, according to a consortium of U.N. agencies and nonprofit relief groups.

U.S. Seeks to Shut Down Hamas-Linked Exchanges, Citing Crypto “

Great with one caveat: if a missile is launched or an attack against israel from Gaza, Lebanon , Syria or Palestine then all Arab nations that helped with this plan join together to END HAMAS/Terrorists once and for all .

Spread this on Facebook and let us see if we can help in peace process .