Pat Phayer Academy Realty

05/08/2022

Love Phyllis Diller

Happy Mother's Day from your friends at Academy Realty, Inc.! 🌻

04/05/2019

This is good!

Maryland Crab season started today so let us reflect on the 10 commandments of Maryland crab feasts:

#1 When buying crabs, order mediums when you’re having guests over. Order larges for you and your better half. Order jumbos when ain’t nobody within 500 feet. And smalls are just rude.

#2 Every picking style is both right and wrong. Legs first? Apron first? Butter knife? Mallet? Vinegar? Save your claws to the end? Just don’t wear a bib.

#3 Once you touch a crab, IT'S YOURS. None of this weighing-each-crab-with-your-hand stuff. Like the guy who guesses your weight at a carnival, use your eyes, fatty.

#4 With pizza, everyone gets the same number of slices. But with crabs, it’s like: 3...2...1...EVERYONE EAT AS MANY CRABS AS YOU CAN AND SCREW THOSE SLOW EATERS!!

#5 You’re being monitored. By everyone. Not cleaning your crab completely? You’ll get called out. Not eating your claws? You won’t be invited back.

#6 Don’t dare ask anyone to pick a crab for you. You pick crabs for yourself. If you’re a newbie, we’ll teach you ONCE, so pay attention. If you pull off a meaty backfin, show it off! If you cut yourself, keep eating. No tears.

#7 If you leave the table to wash your hands, you become everyone’s personal slave until you’re back. Take orders, clear shells, get hair ties. Grab me another drink!

#8 Crabs are just an appetizer. Three hours of snacks before you fire up the grill. Have some corn, shrimp, tomatoes, and Utz chips and dip in the meantime.

#9 The last man/mom standing at the table gets bragging rights. “You guys done already?” she asks. Respect.

#10 If you’re invited to a crab feast, that means you’re special. We don’t just invite anybody over. It’s love. Be sure to say, “Good crabs!” or “Really full!” or “Lots of mustard!” even when they’re crap.

*and NEVER, EVER, say “I only eat the claws” and proceed to pull them off the crabs in the pile or you’ll be shot! (Lol) Happy Crab Season from Mother Shuckers!

12/08/2018

Saturday Dec. 8, 2018 from 12-2 pm come to the OPEN HOUSE AT 2619 RIGGING DRIVE, Annapolis, Md. - HERITAGE HARBOUR.
MOVE IN READY!!!
End unit row house with 1716 square feet.
Large attached one car garage.
Great floor plan- spacious and open.
2 bedrooms, 2 full baths
Large laundry room
Newly painted and newly carpeted.
New furnace and new roof- 2-1/2 years old.
No poly pipes.
Newer appliances - 7 years old- home owners warranty.
Motorized awning over deck.
Association does the lawn - which is included in the HOA fee - currently $136.
All this for $375k
A great deal at a Great price!
Come see and buy the unit !!!

10/27/2018

Call me for your real estate needs!

Welcome trick-or-treaters and party guests with these clever Halloween door decorations, from a loveable mummy to a memorable monster.

08/04/2018

01/08/2018

Last Friday, January 5, 2018, I passed my Real Estate Broker's exam. To become a broker one must take GRI courses. The first two courses give you the GRI designation. The last two courses are preparation for the Broker's exam. So now at Academy Realty I am an Associate Broker because a real estate company can have only one broker and many associates.
I am very very happy.

To get the GRI designation and pass the broker's exam were two of my goals for 2017. I also worked and got the SRES designation (Senior Real Estate Specialist). I also made more sales than the previous year but not as many as I had hoped. I had a couple of two sided deals not come to fruition. So I am hoping they will happen in 2018.

I have had a great 2017 and know that 2018 will be even better.

12/29/2017

My client Marvin Parker is a disabled veteran in a guardianship situation. I have worked with him a long time to finally get a hone for him that the guardians would approve. Today is the day he took possession of it. Congratulations Marvin on your home. May you enjoy it for many years.

07/06/2017

Address is: 771 Bon Haven Dr., Annapolis, MD, 21401
List Price: $488,900 - Clean and Move in ready - This is a great buy for the area.

This home sits on 1 acre of land, has original hardwood floors in the living room, dining room, hall and all three bedrooms. One bath is new. And while the kitchen is original it is in excellent conditions as is the rest of the house.
New roof, new gutters, large 2+ garage plus storage in attic over the garage.
No basement.

This home is a must see so call me if you want to see this home.

It is currently a non-MLS listing. The beach is only steps away from this house which makes is a great place to be if you can't afford waterfront.

06/13/2017

NEW PRICE!This home is deceiving. It has more room than you can imagine. A one of a kind home now priced at $899,900 on a quiet 2 acres of land. VA assumable Loan to a VA qualified buyer. Beautiful open floor plan. Great lower level with wine cellar and workshop. Close to Annapolis, DC and Baltimore.

Click on the link below to view the TruPlace virtual tour.

Call me if you have any questions or want to see it.

https://tour.TruPlace.com/property/1749/57167/

03/26/2017

View from home of resent happy customer. Call me with your real estate needs.