03/22/2026
Only a few tickets left, vibe with yall Thursday.
No name tags. No elevator pitches. No BS. Just entrepreneurs being their actual selves. Networking, UN-done. (Surprises included.)
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU HATE ABOUT NETWORKING EVENTS.
The “UN” Professionals Night Out is what happens when you take networking and remove everything soul-crushing about it.
This is NOT:
A place to practice your elevator pitch
An excuse to collect business cards you’ll never look at
A room full of forced small talk and fake smiling
LinkedIn: The Live Experience
Another hotel conference room with sad appetizers
This IS: ✨ UN-filtered conversations
✨ UN-scripted connections
✨ UN-apologetically chaotic fun
✨ UN-expected surprises (seriously, we’re not telling you everything)
✨ UN-believably NOT boring
WHO SHOULD COME: Entrepreneurs, small business owners, freelancers, and general misfits who are professionally successful but personally unhinged. If you’ve ever left a networking event feeling like you wasted three hours of your life, this is your redemption arc.
THE RULES:
No business cards (seriously, leave them at home)
No “What do you do?” as an opener
No humble bragging about your Q4 numbers
Yes to being your authentic, slightly chaotic self
Yes to actual human connection
Yes to saying “I have no idea what I’m doing” out loud
WHAT TO EXPECT: You might accidentally make real friends. You definitely won’t rehearse your pitch. You’ll experience things you didn’t know you needed at a networking event. You’ll wonder why all networking events aren’t like this. You’ll remember why you became an entrepreneur in the first place—because you’re too weird for corporate America and too ambitious to care.
We’re keeping most of the details under wraps because surprises are more fun than agendas.
WHAT WE’LL TELL YOU:
There will be food
There will be drinks
There will be experiences you can’t get at a Holiday Inn Express mixer
There will be others just as confused by this as you
There will be zero PowerPoints
WHAT WE WON’T TELL YOU: Everything else. Trust us.
