24/12/2025
WHEREAS the season of goodwill has been duly alleged and admitted;
WHEREAS our clients’ trust has been proven by clear and convincing evidence;
and WHEREAS all billable hours have (temporarily) ceased—
NOW, THEREFORE, we hereby extend our warmest holiday greetings.
May your Christmas be free from adverse parties, your vacations uninterrupted by urgent emails, and your New Year final, executory, and no longer appealable.
SO ORDERED. ⚖️✨
Merry Christmas from your trusted counsel,
The Gutierrez Legal Team