Bergstrøm Enterprises

Bergstrøm Enterprises Building the World - Again! The foundation of our society lies on the few. The few can make a difference! WE are that few!

12/03/2020

As you all know, our Institute of Virology branch in Wuhan had a "bring your elderly to work"-day late last year. Our lawyers firmly disagree. Our Raptor Guards stands at your disposal to answer all your questions in person, stationed at your nearest Bergstrom Enterprises Q&A kiosk.

To all world leaders who keep sending "officials" to our offices: keep in mind our Raptor Guards are not poised and ready for war and would never spill vials of the virus throughout the streets of every metropolis, according to our law department.

Thank you and stay healthy.

20/03/2019

The rumors of cannibalism among our senior staff is exaggerated.

09/11/2017

The death of a virgin is a terrible thing. Our thoughts and prayers are with those that try to keep this from happening.

It's hard, we know. But stay vigilant and do not take no for an answer. Do not sheath your sword until your our pledge is fulfilled.

No more virgins will die on our watch.

07/06/2017

It's a new dawn, and the blood of our children are welcomed into our new world. We welcome all bloody children into our coffers.

09/03/2017

Vengeance shall be ours.

Thank you!

12/11/2016

Thanks to our mail department, the annual April 1st joke was filed in the wrong directory. It was meant as a local network memo, but was instead delivered to the Local Network Limo Service.

With the order coming directly from our CEO, it was of course immediately acted upon and everything was put in motion within hours. Because of this, we will now soon have the best president in office. Everyone is talking about it, believe me, he is the best president. It's gonna blow your mind. He is a personal friend of ours, and I'll tell you: He is great, so great. We are gonna have so many jobs, the best jobs and the best pay. Everyone is gonna be so happy, believe me.

29/03/2016

The surveys are in: Job satisfaction are at an all time high after last weeks su***de wave.

The future is now! Thanks to you, 2016 is looking to become our best year yet!

10/02/2016

All employees must report to the nearest branding station for the bimonthly post-result evaluation meeting.

18/11/2015

We invite you.

29/06/2015

Please welcome Flemm Grimsworth, or "Ol' Mate Plunder" as his friends call him (and we are all friends here), head of our new Shipping Department. He will, through interesting trade efforts, bring new loot and ideas from all around the world in the coming years. Welcome to the firm Captain!

15/03/2012

Bergstrøm Enterprises Secret Monitor Personnel are now hiring. Your daily tasks in SMP will include a wide range of activities, including reclamation of lost artifacts, "brain calming" of the public, and succeeding demonstrations on our property.

We can offer an exiting work environment with good career possibilities. There is always a good chance for business trips to exiting new places.

We are looking for people with extremely good computer knowledge and background in national or international security is preferred.

The salary is based on commission, which we will come back to in the later phases of the application process.

Welcome on board,
SMP.

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