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Yesterday morning, my mum sent me to buy rice urgently before all the good ones finish for market 😭🍚I was still sleepy, ...
15/05/2026

Yesterday morning, my mum sent me to buy rice urgently before all the good ones finish for market 😭🍚

I was still sleepy, so I rushed straight to the bathroom to bathe quickly 🚿😩

Immediately I entered, NEPA took light ⚡💔

Everywhere became dark like village meeting 😭

I remembered I had just barb my hair yesterday and applied expensive hair cream so I didn’t want water to spoil it 😌✨

I started searching for my shower cap but couldn’t find it anywhere 🤦🏽‍♂️

Because I was in a hurry, I used the nearest thing I touched in the room 😭

After bathing, I dressed up sharply 👌🏽
Sprayed perfume twice because market girls deserve good things 😌😂

As I entered the bus, people started looking at me strangely 😭

One small boy even pointed at me and whispered to his mum,
“Mummy see this man…” 😂😂

But I ignored everybody because handsome men always face challenges 😌💀

Then I noticed one very fine girl beside the window 😍
Fresh skin, long lashes, smelling like money 😭❤️

I said to myself,
“This is your chance to impress somebody’s future wife.” 😂

I adjusted my shirt and said softly,
“Good morning beautiful 😊”

The girl looked at me once…

Paused…

Then bent down laughing like generator that refused to start 😭😂

Even the conductor missed somebody’s change because of laughter 💀

I was confused 😩
I thought maybe my English entered her soul 😭

I brought out my front camera to check my face…

JESUS CHRISTTTTT 😭😭😭

Instead of shower cap…

Na my sister’s pink pant I tie for head since 😭🏃🏽‍♂️💨😂😂

One day, a young soldier 🔫 walked 🚶 up to a well decorated senior officer in the army and asked him "Sir, what is the se...
28/04/2026

One day, a young soldier 🔫 walked 🚶 up to a well decorated senior officer in the army and asked him "Sir, what is the secret of your success in the army?" I want to be successful too.✌💯

The officer looked at the young soldier steadily for about 3 minutes and gave him a life threatening order. He gave the young soldier a cup 🍵 full of water 💧 and told him to walk 🚶 round the training field five times. He clearly told him that his life depends on it. That if a drop of water 💧 fall from the cup 🍵, another soldier would shoot 🔫 him on the head. Four soldiers were strategically positioned to shoot 🔫 him down once a drop of water 💧 fall from the cup 🍵.😕

Seeing how serious the whole thing turned out, he took the cup 🍵 full of water 💧 and went out to complete his assignment. The young soldier carefully walked 🚶 round the training field five full times without letting a drop 💧 fall from the cup 🍵. At the completion of the task, he returned the full cup 🍵 back to the senior officer.

When the man saw his commitment to preserve his life by not allowing a drop 💧 of water out of the cup 🍵, he asked him the following questions...

Did you see those half naked girls dancing at the mammy market?

The young soldier replied No

Did you see those soldiers playing football in the field?

The young soldier replied No

What about those fighting across the other side of the field?

The young soldier replied No

Then, the officer looked at him and told him that if you keep focus on your task, you will succeed and also preserve your life. At that point, the young soldier left happily.

Lesson:

1. If you must succeed in life, you must clearly write out the area or areas you need to succeed in.

2. You must clearly spell out your plan of action with all the process to achieving your goals.

3. A lot of distractions will come in many beautiful colours on your path to success. How you deal with them determine how you will end.

4. Success has a bitter price. You must pay it fully. There is no shortcut to success.

5. Whether you succeed or not, your life is at stake.

Finally, those who distract you are the same people who will celebrate your failure if you eventually fail.

Make your day a fruitful one by being focused on your goals.

Best wishes!

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