Mwafrica The Chøsēñ Øñé

26/04/2026

04/04/2026

COMPLETED GOVERNMENT,
Following Highlights Kenya hii round tuko na Viongozi wako na ujinga ingine fany sana, HAHAHA UNAJUA NACHEKA NINI? Unakumbuka goons waliingia supermarket wakati wa maandamano wakaiba na baada ya kuiba wote wakakubaliana waache vitambulisho zao uko ndani😂😂,
Na kitu ya kustua wote walikua wakikuyu🤣🤣 Haki Hawa majamaa wanatuonanga sisi wanjinga aki 🤣🤣 sasa unasikia Stori ya Petroleum ATI fake Petroleum deported in Kenya....... Kasongo kasongo kasongo impact,,,

Chukua KADI,

10/03/2026

CORRUPTION IS RIEL and VERY EXPENSIVE;
Once upon a time, there was a small natural valley.
Rainwater would collect there quietly, forming a small pond. Fish lived in it. Birds flew above it. Trees grew around it. The land understood its job and nature understood balance.

Then humans arrived.
One person cut down the trees.
Another brought machines and dug the land.
Soon the pond disappeared and the natural water path was destroyed.

But the story didn’t end there.
Buildings were constructed where water once rested. Roads replaced soil. Concrete replaced trees. What used to be a natural drainage system became a city.
Everything looked fine until the rain came.

When the clouds finally opened, the water returned to the only place it had always known. But this time, that place was full of houses, roads and people.
And the water did what water always does it reclaimed its space.

Suddenly the city was flooded.
Cars were submerged.
Homes were drowning.
And the same humans who removed nature were now asking,
"Why are we flooding?"

Nature never forgets its path.
When we destroy wetlands, block drainage systems, cut trees and build on riparian land, we are not developing the land.
We are borrowing disaster from the future.

Protect what protects us.
Nature is not our enemy.
Ignoring nature is.

Moral of the story?

07/03/2026

05/03/2026

This is another kind of nonsense, you've no to ntertain in ur dowry payment day.

Now look here,
Mwanaume akienda kutoa dowry Kwa kina msichana, mwanaume diye husimamia kila kitu hiyo siku pale kwa kina msichana.

Budget yote ni ya mwanaume.
Tents, viti zote, utensils, food, fruits, drinks, soda ..yaani kila kitu hutumika Kwa hiyo sherehe ni pesa ya mwanaume.

On top of that, weka dowry money now into cash money.

Now Listen here,
Kuna trick mbili wamama ili wakule* mwanaume pësa hiyo siku ya dowry.

1. mkifika hivi, wanafunga gata ya kina msichana na kufuli.
Wanasema eti kifunguo imepotea.
sasa mnakaa Kwa barabara na sherehe ni yetu..na ni kijana wenu amesimamia kila kitu.
pia yeye akae huko mbali Kwa barabara.
Na k**a mnatakakuingia huko,
lazima mtoe pesa not less than 10k cash.
Nani anatoa hizo pesa? Ni huyo kijana wenu.
2. Mkiwa pale Kwa tent, mnetewa wanawake wengi wamefungwa na Leo ata Kwa kichwa, wamevalia socks, viatu funny, makofia
eti mwanaume asimame achague bibi yake hapo. Na akikosea, fine ni 5K cash.
akikosea mara kumi , 50k zimekunywa maji.
nani anatoa hizo pesa? Ni kijana wenu.
Now ile kitu funny, hizo pesa zote including za pale Kwa gate sio za wazazi wa msichana..
Noo hizo pesa hugawanwa na wamama wote wa hiyo Kijiji ya kina msichana.
kila mmama 500 au 1k accordingly.
Na usisahau kuna unga za chapati za wamama, lezo za wamama, soda za wamama
Na ni in terms of money.
Na hizo pesa zote hugawanwa na wamama wa Kijiji.
Na nani atatoa hizo pesa? Ni kijana wenu.
Na usisahau hamjaingia Kwa nyumba na wazee kufanya dowry negotiation.
Kuna wanāwake huona hii kitu as if ni entertainment but utaamini ni serious issue na huwa inauma mwanaume ile siku atakuja kukutolea dowry afanyiwe hivo...
Pale kwa gate atoe 20k
Soda za wamama,na maleso na unga za Chapo atoe 30K
Then aletewe wanawake wamefunikwa na maleso na wewe pia uko hapo,, atoe 100k cash
Zote ni 150K zimeeda hivo.
Na hizo pesa alikuwa amechukua loan ili akutolee dowry...
Following
Yaani ni wewe unatolewa dowry

02/03/2026

😄😄😄😄😄
Kenya ni ya Mungu na Jua. Iran is firing over 600 Missiles per hour, this hit my mind, sisi k**a taifa, can we withstand even 10 minutes of Missiles?

We should focus on fighting malaria, poverty and corruption with the little energy we have.

If things don't change, I think we should stick to our lane until we sort our mess...

Like one jaluo say "Hatuna nguvu baba, sisi hatuna uwezo baba, hatuna nguvu kabisa tuko kwenye meno ya kasongo, baba tuokoe.." 😂😂

29/11/2025

Fox News
Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission(IEBC)
It's Not A Breaking news!!
NEWTON KARIS TO BE SWORN IN AS MBEERE NORTH MP!!

according to the Picture Below, wamuthende IDs $ Iebc Scam,The court may nullify Wamuthende's victory. When Wamuthende gazetted a change of name from Leonard Muriuki Njeru to Leo Wa Muthende, the name Leonard Muriuki Njeru ceased to be his legal name. Since Leo Wa Muthende is not in the IEBC register, he cannot claim to be Leonard Muriuki Njeru, as they are considered different individuals. Consequently, the court is likely to nullify the certificate, and the runner-up may be sworn in.

If Wamuthende's certificate is nullified due to the name discrepancy, it will indeed raise questions about the IEBC's credibility, particularly regarding their verification process and how they approved the candidate's nomination. The IEBC's role in ensuring the accuracy of candidate information will likely be scrutinized, and they may face pressure to review their procedures to prevent similar issues in the future. This could lead to a re-examination of the electoral body's processes and potentially impact public trust in the electoral commission.

19/11/2025

HIE WATU WANGU;
Pesa Iko Apa,
This is a very good business deal ,tuko Kwa jia towards Mbeere,,,Kama huna kazi na wewe ni wa Embu /Mbeere/Chuka area wacha kukaa Nairobi bila form,
Kuja mbeere North direct
Chukua nduthi moja mkiwa 4,Then
Fuel collectively and get intel on where the next campaign rally is.
This is the math.
You can attend 4 rallies in a day whereby UDAku team they are giving 1k per head.
That's 4k per rally for 4 rallies that is 16k.
Fuel of 800 is enough.
Now divide 15200 by 4 unapata each goes home with 3500 after kutoa mpaka lunch of 300bob apo Ishihara town which is ¼chicken here.
Remember k**a uko faster unaweza rudia hii pesa juu haiishi.

We have 7 remaining days. 3500 times 7 unapata 24500 in just a week.
Hiyo ni salary ya entry level p1 teacher after kutolewa SHA, SHIF, Housing and other unnecessary kosokosos.

Mimi huwapea fomu lakini mnaniignore, futa Ariel,

tigîtîrû UDAku team are in trouble,