13/09/2015
We are back folks ! A lot has happened over the interbellum. Here's a selection of the choicest news. All true, no bu****it, 100% accurate, God promise;
1. PGP-15 arrived at our hallowed portals over the summer. Specimens are on display in Room Number 8 at all times of the day, studying. Some are also seen loitering around His Royal Hynie King Pissna FlushOK, PPP(Particularly Peculiar Poopstain) and LooDarshan Bimar Gay's quarters.
2. This should've been number 1, but number 1 was better..... The Great Motherland now has a new classroom, RN-8, which stands right beside the Scholar's Path(sarcasm much?). For those who don't remember, it's between the garbage incinerator and that filthy place no one wants to be seen at. Apt, if the writer were to be asked.
3. Supreme Soviet Dr. MummyTava De descended deeper into a mindless, a**l retentive, dictatorial spree. As a result of all the barred doors, New Boys Hostel students now find enough time to socialise with real people on their hike to the night canteen and back.
4. Educational standards have taken a turn for the better, with the arrival of giants like Dr. BabeAsses Ghisra and Dr. Stun-Cheetah ChaiPuriAh. PGP-14 students have been heard chanting glorious war-songs in their praise.
5. Dr. Volini-Prava Tripotty and Dr.Leia BenGufta move on relentlessly, in the mission to land an inevitable, but just out of reach, exchange program for The Great Motherland.
6. The student comrades themselves have fared no better. Rampant video downloads of the other kind now constitute a threat to the backup power system's load capacity. IT Committee members now scan for these nefarious transactions. They remain unaware, however, that the culprit is that paragon of lasciviousness, the onomatopoeic Ni**le Ess.
7. The new campus will be ready in two years.
That's it for now. Keep living the dream !
P.S: Suman Choudhary
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