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05/12/2021

This is to announce that all council members are now distinguished individuals of the alumni community and are looking forward to getting thoroughly sh*tfaced during their convocation

03/05/2021

As a wise man once said, Vivas and Thesis Presentations are a tool of institutionalised oppression.
Having hopefully done the bare minimum required academically, the council members are now finally done with their tryst with Kharagpur, and shall now be patiently waiting for a degree while reminiscing how they could have been getting piss-drunk at LS right now.
Unless they are awarded a failing grade, in which case they shall promptly return to the post of Sad Hoc Council members.
This thus, hopefully, marks the dissolution of the council.

03/05/2021

The council is changing its mtp research statement to figuring out how exactly does the human body suffer a panic attack exactly an hour before its thesis presentation despite knowing full well for an entire year that it had done no work and would have to face this eventuality

02/05/2021

In a landslide victory, BJP has retained seats at directorial posts of most top engineering institutions

02/05/2021

We are proud to announce that after looking at the election results around the nation today and considering the success of the sad hoc student council at Kharagpur, the Indian government has decided to abolish state elections and will now be employing hand-picked depressed and apolitical young engineers to run state governments.

02/05/2021

After the government directed our colleagues at Kanpur to look into converting nitrogen to oxygen to help the country deal with oxygen shortage, researchers at Kharagpur have come up with a viable solution for the Indian economic crisis.
Yesterday, a group of researchers at our Department of Chemistry came up with the solution to the country's crisis, suggesting that India convert its Iron reserves to Gold, paving its path to becoming an economic powerhouse.

We congratulate our colleagues at Kanpur for going ahead and straight up fu***ng inventing alchemy to help with the oxyg...
01/05/2021

We congratulate our colleagues at Kanpur for going ahead and straight up fu***ng inventing alchemy to help with the oxygen situation in the country

25/04/2021

Amidst concerns within the student community regarding leave of absence from online classes in case they encounter difficulties with COVID-19, we lay out the formal procedure for acquiring a leave of absence from your English classes -
1. If you are experiencing difficulties with breathing, monitor your SPO2 levels and send the proof to your HoD, sending it to your subject teacher is out of line
2. To avoid deregistration from the course, please inform your faculty advisor, head of department, and a dean in case you choose to die

22/04/2021

In an unprecedented development, all of the pioneering research work on coronavirus being performed by various undergraduate students as a part of their respective thesis projects has been found to be plagiarized word-for-word from research work submitted to journals during the 1920 Spanish Flu.

19/04/2021

In the usual lying schemes that liberal media employs, The Telegraph has reported that there are 30 positive cases of coronavirus on campus.
This is a sheer lie, we have firm reason to believe that there are only 29 positive cases on campus.

Edit: We have been informed that the 30th reported case was just BC Roy misdiagnosing cancer as a strain of COVID-19.

Inspired by the government's initiatives to showcase the preservation of Indian culture in the face of an exponentially ...
14/04/2021

Inspired by the government's initiatives to showcase the preservation of Indian culture in the face of an exponentially growing pandemic, with the semester officially ending, we invite our students to showcase how Kgp culture persevered in the face of corona.
The students are encouraged to share a timelapse video of the past few months to showcase how they persevered and kept the spirit of Kgp alive by being depressed, but at home this time around.
We realize that you might not have been recording yourself for as long a period. This is not a cause for worry, since 10 minute videos of you hunched over the MS Teams assignment submission section will be fair enough stand-ins for the timelapse.

In an unprecedented collaboration, the department of Biotechnology and that of Mathematics are working on an extensive p...
12/04/2021

In an unprecedented collaboration, the department of Biotechnology and that of Mathematics are working on an extensive proof of how we have succeeded in flattening the curve on the Y axis

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