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Professor Kleen® 🌿 Landscapes ♻️ Waste Solutions 💦 Exterior Cleaning
🏆 70+ Five Star Reviews ✅ VAT Registered ♻️ SEPA Licensed Waste Carrier 📍 Paisley • Renfrewshire • Glasgow
Built The Kleen Way®

21/10/2026

🏚️🔨 DEMOLITION TIME — PART 1! 💪🔥

YOU THOUGHT WE JUST CUT GRASS?! 🤣🤣

Well, the Professor Kleen® boys have been let loose with the breakers, and there's no stopping us now! 👷‍♂️💪

We're getting stuck into a cracking property transformation, working alongside the joiners on a new extension project!

🧱 Carefully removing existing brickwork in stages.

🏗️ Working to the structural engineer's specifications.

🔨 Breaking out, clearing rubble and preparing for the next stage of the build!

And this is only the beginning! 👀

NEXT UP — PART 2: THE BEAMS ARE GOING IN! 🏗️🔥

There's plenty more graft ahead, and we're taking you along for the whole transformation!

💚 PROFESSOR KLEEN®
Built the Kleen Way.

📍 Renfrewshire | Glasgow | Inverclyde
🌐 @[www.professorkleen.co.uk]

📩 Demolition | Groundworks | Landscaping | Property Maintenance

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20/10/2026

🏚️🔨 YOU THOUGHT WE JUST CUT GRASS?! 🤣💪🔥

FROM DEMOLITION TO TRANSFORMATION — PART 1! 🟢

Well, well, well… what have the Professor Kleen® boys got themselves into this time?! 👀🤣

We're kicking off another cracking project, and this one's a wee bit different from your usual garden tidy-up!

With a new extension being constructed around the property, we've been brought in to tackle the demolition and groundworks! 💪

🧱 Carefully planned, engineer-specified demolition.

🏗️ Structural alterations and new beams.

🚜 Excavation and groundwork preparation.

🔥 And a whole lot of graft in between!

This is just the beginning, and we're taking you along for the full transformation!

🎥 PART 2 DROPPING TOMORROW!

Wait until you see the boys getting stuck into this one! 🤣🔨

💚 PROFESSOR KLEEN®
Built the Kleen Way.

📍 Renfrewshire | Glasgow | Inverclyde
🌐 www.professorkleen.co.uk

📩 From garden maintenance to demolition and groundworks, get in touch for a free quotation!

20/10/2026

🌿💪 ANOTHER GARDEN RESCUED BY THE PROFESSOR KLEEN® TEAM! 💚🧹

Well… where do we even start with this one?! 🤣🤣

The grass hadn't seen a mower for pretty much the entire season, and as for the monoblock… we genuinely thought somebody had installed a new grass walkway! 🌱😂

Weeds and grass growing from another dimension, Mother Nature had well and truly claimed this one back! 🌍🤣

But not for long!! 💪🔥

The Professor Kleen® team got stuck right in, tackling the overgrowth, clearing the weeds and bringing that monoblock back from the dead! 🧹✨

What a difference a proper tidy-up makes! 😎

🍃 Overgrown gardens?
🌿 Weed-infested driveways?
🏡 Outdoor spaces needing some serious TLC?

You know who to call! 📲

💚 Professor Kleen®
Built the Kleen Way.™

📍 Renfrewshire | Glasgow | Inverclyde
🌐 www.professorkleen.co.uk

📩 Drop us a message for a free quotation!

🧽🎄 WE SORT THE OUTSIDE… OUR SISTER COMPANY SORTS THE INSIDE! 🤝💚A wee shout-out to the team at Spotless Solutions™, helpi...
19/10/2026

🧽🎄 WE SORT THE OUTSIDE… OUR SISTER COMPANY SORTS THE INSIDE! 🤝💚

A wee shout-out to the team at Spotless Solutions™, helping keep your homes and workplaces looking their best! ✨💪

🎅 ONE-OFF CHRISTMAS CLEANS
Only a few slots left for that pre-Christmas spruce-up! Get the place freshened up before the visitors arrive and somebody starts checking the skirting boards 🤣🧽

🏠 REGULAR CLEANING
Looking for an ongoing helping hand at home or work? They’re also taking enquiries from new regular clients. Send over your preferred days and how often you need a clean, and they’ll check what fits their schedule 💚

📩 Message Spotless Solutions directly, or message us here at Professor Kleen® and we’ll put you in touch!

Already use them? Give them a wee recommendation in the comments—your support means the world 🤗

Tag that pal who’s been saying “I need a cleaner” since last Christmas 👇🤣

Spotless Solutions™ 🤝 Professor Kleen®

📱🎥 WE CAN TRANSFORM YOUR GARDEN… BUT ASK US TO MAKE A REEL AND WE NEED SUPERVISION 🤣🤦‍♂️Professor Kleen® is looking for ...
18/10/2026

📱🎥 WE CAN TRANSFORM YOUR GARDEN… BUT ASK US TO MAKE A REEL AND WE NEED SUPERVISION 🤣🤦‍♂️

Professor Kleen® is looking for someone creative and confident to help get us out there online! 💚💪

Me and James can crack on with the graft, but when it comes to filming ourselves, we’re two muppets staring at each other going… “Right, wit’s next?” 🤣🤣

We need someone who can bring ideas, give us a wee push and capture what goes on behind the scenes!

You’d be helping with:

🎬 On-site videos, before-and-afters and the odd bit of team nonsense.
📸 Photos of our work—we regularly remember AFTER we’ve finished 🤦‍♂️🤣
📱 Reels, posts and keeping our social pages active.
💡 Ideas that get people watching and give us a kick up the arse to get involved!

🚗 You MUST be able to drive and get yourself to different job locations.

This would start as a small, part-time role—nothing mental. Just a few hours to get a feel for working together, with hours and pay discussed upfront.

You don’t need a Hollywood CV, but being handy with a phone, knowing your way around social media and having a sense of humour will help. You’ll need that last one with us 🤣🫡

Fancy helping turn two camera-shy grafters into something worth watching? Message the page with a wee bit about yourself and any videos or pages you’ve worked on!

Tag someone who could sort us out 👇🤣💚

Professor Kleen® — Built the Kleen Way. 💪

🎄 “A’LL JUST PUT THEM UP MASEL…”Famous last words before yer three hours deep, the wife’s holding the ladder in her slip...
17/10/2026

🎄 “A’LL JUST PUT THEM UP MASEL…”

Famous last words before yer three hours deep, the wife’s holding the ladder in her slippers and you’re blaming a £4 extension cable for ruining Christmas 🤣🤣🔌

One side’s flashing, the other side’s deid, and Santa’s lying face doon in the flower bed 🫣🎅

“Does it look straight?”
“NAW.”
“Wit aboot noo?”
“YOU’VE MOVED IT THE WRONG WAY!” 😂😂

Get Professor Kleen® in before putting the lights up turns into a family argument 💪🎄✨

We’re taking bookings for Christmas light installations — you get the festive hoose without spending yer Sunday shouting at it 🤝😂

📩 Send us a photo of yer hoose, your postcode and what you’d like done for a quote!

We’ll bring the ladders. You bring the big smug face when the neighbour asks who did yer lights 🤣🎄💚

09/10/2026

ANOTHER UNIT CLEARED 💪🚛♻️

The Professor Kleen® team getting stuck into another unit clearance — unwanted clutter out and space freed up! 🫡💚

Got a unit, workshop, garage or storage space needing cleared? Whether you’re moving out or finally tackling the stuff you’ve been meaning to shift for years, give us a shout 😂🤝

📩 Send us a few photos and your postcode for a quote!

Professor Kleen® — Built the Kleen Way 💚

🔨 ANOTHER CRACKING FENCE UP! 💚Old fence removed and 35 metres of new barn-style fencing supplied and installed by the Pr...
09/10/2026

🔨 ANOTHER CRACKING FENCE UP! 💚

Old fence removed and 35 metres of new barn-style fencing supplied and installed by the Professor Kleen® team 💪🫡

That’s some difference — looking sharp and giving the garden a fresh new look! 😎🔥

Thinking your fence has seen better days? Give us a shout and we’ll get you sorted!

📩 Message us for a quote.

Professor Kleen® — Built the Kleen Way. 💚

08/10/2026

🏭 UNIT CLEARANCE — GET YOUR SPACE BACK! 💪♻️

Unit full of stuff that “might come in handy”? Aye… three years ago 😂🫣

Professor Kleen® can get it cleared and give you room to work again 🫡💚

Moving out, moving in or finally tackling that mountain in the corner? Give us a shout!

📩 Send us photos and your postcode for a quote.

08/10/2026

Started as 28 metres… finished at 35 metres 😂🔨

One cut leg later, this cracking 35m barn-style fence is finished and here to stay! Some difference 💪🫡🔥

✅ Old fence removed
✅ All waste properly disposed of
✅ 35 metres of new barn-style fencing installed

Looking for fencing, decking or a garden transformation? Get Professor Kleen® on the job 🌿🏡

📍 Covering Paisley, Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Glasgow & Inverclyde
📩 Message our page for a quote
📧 [email protected]
🌐 https://professorkleen.co.uk

Built the Kleen Way. 💪

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