08/26/2026
🚨 SHE’S BACK IN THE TANK. 🚨
Apparently, once was not enough.
This Saturday at 3 PM, I will once again be climbing into the dunk tank for DUNK THE GM - because nothing says strong leadership quite like sitting nervously above a tank of cold water while cottage owners line up for their shot at you. 😂💦
The attached video is actual footage from last year’s betrayal…I mean, fundraiser.
And judging by the enthusiasm some of you showed, I have a sneaking suspicion you’ve been practicing your throwing arms all winter. 👀
🎯 Got a maintenance request that took too long?
🎯 Didn't like one of my emails?
🎯 I told you “no” sometime this season?
🎯 Just generally feel like watching your GM plunge into a tank of water?
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. 😂
And yes, other staff members will be taking their turn in the hot seat - or should I say wet seat - too.
Best of all, it’s for a cause that actually matters. ❤️ We’re raising money for Interval House, so bring your cash, bring your throwing arm, and bring absolutely no sympathy for me.
📍 Saturday
⏰ 3 PM
💦 DUNK TANK
Come for the fundraiser.
Stay for the sweet, sweet revenge.
I’ll see you there.
Unfortunately. 😂