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20/09/2025

Mna:Ungakhe ulinge

Athini:Ndiyadlala bo ...........Utsho ehleka

Kodwa nawe chom why ungamphi thuba omnye umve ba ufuna uthini

Mna:Haysuka

Siphume sobabini wangena eclassini kaSiphp ndaqhubeka nendlela ndothuke xandibona u Andile ngase gatin bendithi ndimshiya ngemva kanti uzondivalela apha ndivele ndakhawulezisa ndadikwa

Mna:Andile ithini intombi xawuzobane uvalelana nam

Andile:Andnantombi Phelo bendikhe ndime naee kanje ba bendinentombi andiyiyo lontlobo

Mxm ebecimba ndisisbhanxa lo

Mna:Ufuna ntoni k*m?

Andile:Mandivele ndihlale endabeni Phelo ndiyakthanda

Mna:Huh?

Andile:Ndicrc mfethu kud...eish nanku ubhuti wakho

Ndikhawuleze ndajonga wabe esiza ngakuthi ndishiye u Andile ndahlangabeza ubhti bendingafuni ade afikr kuthi ngoba bendimazi angafike abethe u Andile andimazi noba ebesameleni keyena

Mna:Bhuti

Bhut:Sewusima namkhwenkwe ngoku wena ezigatin zesikolo

Ndithe ndisathi ndiyamcacisela wavele wathi "Masambe Phelo"

Ebese waphola okanye ndithi ebophaxakele kundibona ndime nonkwrnkwe undiphathele ubhaka ebethule apha endleleni bendirhalela umbuza ba kutheni ade azondilanda ndabuye ndazinqanda

Sithe masika ngasekhaya kwabe kukho imoto kamalume ebaleni bendizibuza ba ufuna ntoni ngoba akavamisanga ukuza kowabo beziphela inyanga engakhange wambona umamakhe umakhulu ebenesbini sabantwana kodwa akhonomnye okhe acinge umamakhe bekuworse umalume ngoba ebehlala kwalapha elalini nefamily yakhe ngokuya sisondela ndibonile uba kukhona nabanye abantu izinto ebeziku ronta bezikutshwe ngaphandle nebed kamakhulu

Mna:Kwenzeka ntoni bhuti ndibuze ndimjongile wabalekisa amehlo

Mna:Kutheni izinto zikamakhulu zikhutshwe ngaphandle uphi umakhulu?Bhuti

Akandiphendulanga undibambe isandla wasiqinisa

KWENZEKA NTONI?

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Bendidikwa kwayilento abe endibambile ngoba besijongwe ngabantu ngoku

Andile:Andizukuyeka ungekandiniki lenumber yakho

Mna:Yehake andinafouni mna khondiyeke futhi

Andile:Cela ukubona xakuphuma isikolo

Mna:Ndizovele nditswine ketana

Andile:Ndiyakucela mfethu

Mna:Okay ndiyeke ke

Andile:Ungandibhanxi mfethu

Mna:Andikubhanxi

Bendingazukwenza kwalonto ndivume kuba ndifuna andiyeke nangoku ude wandiyeka ndabuyela eclassini ndifike udeskmate wam okwanguye nomhlobo wam seyikhona ebekade ekwa12b ehleli neboyfriend yakhe

Athini:Haybo wamunca iphi eyam?

Mna:Ndigqibele uhleli nomntu wakho kaloku kodwa thatha uyozithengela

Athini:Ndishiyele kule yakho ndonqena ukuphuma and selizophela nexesha lebreak

Ndimnikile ibiseyincinci vele

Athini:So khawutsho ebefuna ntoni uAndy kuwe?

Mna:Sewuve ngabani ngoba khange uphume namhlanje oko ubuhleli no Sipho

USipho yi boyfriend yakhe

Athini:Igcwele isikolo sonke ba ubutsalwa-tsalwa nguAndile yiza nazo ntombi

Mna:Abantu ngothanda ubaxa izinto ebenganditsali nonditsala ebendibambile qha

Athini:Okusalayo kuyafana wethu ebesithini?

Mna:Nawe ke ngothanda indaba khangathethe nento etheni u Andile ebecela undibona xakuphuma isikolo

Athini:Uvumile moc?

Mna:Ndithi ndiyenzelani lonto

Athini:Haybo Phelo lithuba lakho eli loba ubene boyfriend plus mhle u Andy kodwa hayi ukdlula uSipho wam nakowabo kurich uzobane esipha imali yamagwinya

Ndijikelezise amehlo zonke ezizinto azibalayo bezingandichazi nakancinci

Mna:Andifuni boyfriend and khangatsho u Andile ba ufuna isijolo

Athini:Subasisbhanxa uthi kutheni efuna ukubona uzokcela ubeyi girlfriend yakho

Mna:Isbhanxa nguwe lo ohleli ecinga ngesijolo

Athini:Mxm uyabhora kanene

Siyekile ukuthetha ngo Andile endibalisela ngeboyfriend yakhe kwaphela ixesha lebreak siqhubeke nokufunda kwade kwaphuma iskolo

Athini:Thina bantu sijolayo khothi ndiye emntwini wam

Mna:Uzondimbisa ndedwa kengoku

Athini:Ndizokbizela u Andy akukhaphe

Mna:Ungakhe ulinge

Athini:Ndiyad

20/09/2025

Chapter 1

Bekungokuhlwa ndihlamba izitya ebesityela kuzo umakhulu ukhale ngokudinwa wayolala ebefanele kewethu umakhulu ebeyima into engazicingeli tu and ebeseyimdala umakhulu aphinde angabinampilo bekufanele ba uyazicingela ezinye izinto akasazenzi....ndithe xandigqiba ucleana ndacima izibane ndayolala

Ekseni ndivuke umakhulu esalele ibangafani naye keleyo ibidla ngobanguye ovuka kuqala avuse mna ndiyabona ulele ukudinwa nyani ndisuk*me ndondlula bendilala phantsi umakhulu bendizomvusa xandigqibile ukulungisa bendizomshiya ndimenzele isidudu asele nepilisi bendisenza isidudu sika makhulu sendinxibe ne uniform kungene ubhuti ndimxhumele ndamhug(a) undibambe seyigxidizela

Bhuti:Haybo uzondiwisa......utsho ehleka imincili ebendinayo bendingathi ndingumntana othengelwe impahla zekrismesi

Bhuti:Kutheni uselapha khona ulibonile ixesha uphi uMadlamini?

Mna:Usalele umakhulu ndenzela yena isidudu

Bhuti:Usalele?

Mna:Ewe ebekhala ngokudinwa izolo.

Bhuti:Siyeke isidudu ndizosigqibezela wena hamba uye eskolweni

Mna:Ndizobuya usekhona moc?

Bhuti:Ewe Phelo uzobuya ndikhona hamba kengoku kulate

Mna:Awunayo i 5rand?

Bhuti:Uzoyenzani?

Mna:Haybo bhuti

Bhuti:Phelokazi ngothanda imali ukhuphe i 10rand ndimphuze isidlele ndayothatha ubhaka ekamereni umakhulu ebengekavuki bendizombona xandibuya esikolweni

Mna:Uxelele umakhulu ba ndihambile ndonqena umvusa ungamvumeli asebenze

Nditsho ndiyophuma ngomnyango bendilate nyani ke namhlanje phantse ndafika sekuvalwe negate ngenhlanhla bekungekho titshala eclassin

Ibilixesha le break ndisukothenga isiqede ngaphandle kwesikolo xandidibana noAndile ehamba nabahlobo bakhe ndicinge utshintsha indlela kodwa bebezovele bayiqonde ukuba ndibaleka bona ngoba bebesiza phambi kwam ndiqhubeke nendlela uAndile ushiyekele ngasemva ndimdlule ngathi andimboni kodwa undinqakule isandla

Andile:Haybo mfethu ngoku uzodlula ngathi awundiboni

Mna:Ndiyeke Andile

Akandiyekanga uske wandiqinisa

Mna:Andile undijongisa ngabantu

Bendidikwa k

30/08/2025

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29/08/2025

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Ndihambe ndamshiya engaphindanga wathetha ekhaya ndifike umakhulu epheke umngqusho phandle umthembe owam umakhulu ngothanda usebenza noba seyigula

Mna:Khulu ngathi ungekho right uphinde ume ezimbizeni
Makhulu:"Nditshilo nje kuwe ndathi andifi
Mna:Awuphilanga nje khulu yazi khandi focuse nakakhle eskolweni oko ndicinga ba noba unjani

Makhulu:Kodwa masisi ndikuxelele ungazikhathazi ngam uyandibona ndiphilile andibikwahlaba

Makhulu:Hambokhulula khukhona isonka endlini

Mna:Wenze nesonka khulu?

Makhulu:Size noSphelele
Mna:Ukhona ubhuti

Makhulu:Uphinde wahamba ebengahlelanga

Igama ndingu Phelokozi Sirobo ndizwalwe ndakhulela kwilali yaseMdeni kwidoluphu yakuQumbu ndizalwa ngu Nomonde Sirobo sizalwa sibabini kuqala uSphelele 24 mna16 ndenza u grade 11 sikhuliswe ngumakhulu uMadlamini ozala umama,,,umama wahamba engumntu oyofuna itorho sukela ngoko akaphinde abuye wayifouna kunyaka wokuqala ahambe ngawo ekwazi uthumela nozosentana kuthe ekuhambeni kwexesha wayeka kwa ukufouna watshintsha kwalo number

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29/08/2025

INTSHAYELO

"Phelokozi Sirobo"

Ndiphakamise intloko ndalaqaza amekho eklass onke ebek*m

MrsManciya:Ukhona omnye uPhelokazi Sirobo kuleclass?

Ndijonge phantsi ndanikina intloko

Manciya: Ndijonge ntombazana mawuthetha nam awuzunikina ntloko ngathi uthetha nontangakho

Ndikhawuleze ndanyusa intloko ndichuba izandla

Manciya:Phendula umbuzo Sirobo sundityela ixesha

Ebesithini kanene umbuzo bendizophendula ndithini njemba ndingakhange ndive kwalombuzo

Mna:Ndicela undiphindele umbuzo Mem

Manciya:Ndiyatitsha mna wena ucinga into zakho uyabona phofu undimoshela ixesha mandikukhupha eclasini yam nizothi umrs Manciya ukhohlakele ndibe ndiqalwa nini andizuphinda ntwenye mna ngathi ndititsha ama grade R

Ndichube izandla zam

Manciya:Hlala phantsi Sirobo ngoba undimoshela ixesha lam

Ndichophe phantsi waqhubeka wafundisa umem Manciya lihambile ixesha kwade kwaphuma iskolo ndibengowokuqala ukphuma ngomnyango besendiphumile eskolweni xandisiva umntu ondikhwazayo andimhoyanga ndiqinise intloko yam bendingafuni kwamntu ozobe endimisa kodwa khangancame lomntu uphinde wandikhwaza bekuvakala ukuba seyisondele ndizincamile ndama ufike seyiphefumlela phezulu evakala ba kudala ebaleka

Andile:Fondini kunini ndikukhwaza

UAndile ebephambili kunam ngeclass ebesenza u grade 12 bendingamqhelanga nakango nditsho nemolo yakhe bendingayazi bendisothuka noba uyalazi igama lam

Andile:Mandingakubambi ngoba ndiyabona ngathi ungxamile ndicela undiphe i number yakho sizothetha ngomnxeba

Mna:Andinafouni

Andile:Awunafouni?

Utsho uncwinise amehlo ngathi akandikholwa

Mna:Ewe andinayo

Andile:Undibhanxela ntoni na mfethu?

Bendimbhanxi bendingenayo nyani

Mna:Andikbhanxi ...ndicela uhamba
Andile:Yho so umntu maykufuna angakfumana njani senditshuba kudala ndifisa ukthetha nawe qha ichance andiyifumani ngoba ungulo hleli engxamile

Mna:Andazi kodwa okwangoku ndicela uhamba

Ndihambe ndamshiya engaphindanga wathetha ekhaya ndifike umakhulu epheke umngqusho phandle umthembe owam umakhulu

12/08/2025

Molweni bethuni ndiyaxolisa ngonyamalala without notifying but the truth is andizukwazi uqhubeka nebali ngaphandle koba ndingaqala elitsha kodwa ndizova nganj ukuba ndingayifaka na INTSHAYELO yebali elitsha

03/02/2025

Chapter 22

UThami ubooke ihotel andimazi bekutheni angayi kwakhe ngoba bekuzobangathi ndim omgcine apha kanti akunjalo mna bendingengxaki noba angahamba azokwazi ulungisa izinto nomfazi wakhe bezingekhe zilunge mayisahleli apha qha beziba worse bendingafuni nokuba ngunobangela wokuchitheka komtshato wabo

"URight" Ndothuswe nguThami ndikwezongcinga

Ndinqwalile

Thami:Akubonakali njalo ngathi ukude ngengcinga ucingaphi?

Ndisuk*mile ndayoma ngasefestileni wandilandela

Thami:Thetha nam sthandwa sam ukhathazwa yintoni?

Mna:Bhuti Thami andiyithandi yonke lento yenzekayo into ibindizisa apha ngumsebenzi hayi ukuzochitha imitshato yabantu

Thami:Bhabha akho mtshato uwuchithileyo ndizoyilungisa yonke lento ungazikhathazi

Mna:But ulapha ngoku bhuti Thami kuzobangathi ndim okugcine apha

Thami:Thina sobabini siyazi ndilapha kuba ndifuna ubalapha akhomntu ondinyanzeleyo suzikhathaza ngento ecingwa ngomnye umntu

UThami ebese waphola bekuse kwangathi ndim ndodwa lo okhathazwa yilendaba

Mna:Kutheni ngathi ayikukhathazi yonke lento?

Uhleke kancinci

Thami: Mini yinto bendivele ndiyilindele le bendiyazi akuzubalula kodwa ke andifuni uzikhathaze ngalonto

Ndiphefumlele ngaphandle

Mna:Usafuna siqhubeke nalento siyenzayo

Thami: Ngaphandle kokuthandabuza bhabha ndandingadlali ngoku ndandisithi ndifuna ukwenza unkosikazi wam ngethemba loba isicelo sam awukasilibali

Mna:A...

Thami: Suphendula sthandwa sam besendixela ba akhonto ezotshintsha phakathi kwam nawe indaba yomtshato ndanditshilo ndathi andikufakeli pressure ndizokulinda de ubeready

Ndinqwalile

Thami: Into ok*mele uhlale uyazi kukuba ndiyakuthanda leyo into ungaboze uyithandabuze nanini na

Ebetsho endijonge ntsho emehlweni ndive ngaye seyindosula inyembezi andazi noba yintoni ibindikhalisa or maybe bendinoloyiko loba ndimazi ayingowam

Thami:Ungakhali sthandwa sam

Utsho endiwolela kuye ndisukile ndakuziva ndonele kulila bekunzima nomjonga UThami

Thami: Ndijonge bhabha sukoyika indoda yakho

Utsho endijongisa kuye ndincume phakathi kwezonyembezi

Thami: Umhle noba sewukhala kodwa andifuni ukubona ukhala worse ukhala ngenxa yam ndifuna ubona ismile sodwa kobubuso

Undosule inyembezi wandiphuza endingakutsho nje ngalomzuzu lobhuti ebendenza weak

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Ndikhawuleze ndahamba umadam ethukisa endifuna apha ndithathe yonke into yam bendifuna ukwenza sure ba akhonto endiyishiyayo bendizobona bandiphuma ndiyaphi bendifuna nje uzibona sendiphumile kulomzi nengxolo ibiseyihlile ngoku

Ndiphume umadam engasabonakali ndawo

Thami: Uthathe yonke into?

Ubuze ethatha I suitcase yam ndinqwalile

Apha endleleni bekungekho uthetha nomnye umntu ebezicingela into zakhe kukhale ifouni kabhuti Thami uyifake ku loudspeaker wasabela

Thami:Mama.

MakaThami:Nyanya ntoni ngamanyala antoni la uwenzayo wena Thamsanqa?

Thami Awaphi amanyala mama?

MakaThami:Sukwenza ngathi awazi ndithetha ngantoni kutheni uzofaka amankazana akho emzini kaLiyema uzithathaphi ezizinto uzenzayo Thamsanqa ?

Thami:Ayikho njalo lento mama.

MakaThami: Injani mayingekho njalo ngoba ndifownelwa nguLiyema ekhala esithi ulala nenkazana yakho emzinakhe awaphelela apho wakhetha uhamba nalenkazana ushiya umfazi wakho ekhala caba uthi awunandaba noba angazonzakalisa thatha taka Xolisa khothethe nonyanakho ngoba andiyazi le ayenzayo wase wabuyela ebukhwenkweni.

TakaThami:Nyana kwenzeka ntoni sifownelwa ngumakoti ekhala ngawe?

Thami: Eh xhego ndisadriver ngoku cela ubuyela kuni xandifika endlini.

Uyidrophe engekaphenduli ndibone endikrwaqula yaphinda yakhala ifowni khangayihoye intyiloze yade yayeka into ebesendiyicinga ngoku kugoduka qha ngoba le ibisenzeka ngoku bendiyibona nje ngekhe ibesiphelo esihle

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14/01/2025

Chapter 21

Liyema: Ndiyabuza kwenzeka ntoni apha?

Ubuze esondela kuthi izinto ebeziphethe beziphasalake phantsi ndijonge uThami ndilindele aphendule

Liyema: Sujonga uThami wena ndibuzile kwenzeka ntoni apha wenzani nendoda yam?

Me:A..akhonto yenzekayo

Liyema:Ungalinge undenze isibhanxa wena ndifike apha ugwencelana nendoda yam ubusy uhleka into engakhoyo

Ebetsho engqala k*m ngomsindo uThami ukhawuleze wama phambi kwakhe ebendicaphukisa nje kwayena lo unguThami andamazi ebethuleleni ngoba sikulento kungenxayakhe

Liyema: S**a phambi kwam Thamsanqa

Thami:Mama Alu hlisa umoya sizothetha kakuhle

Liyema: Yintoni esizoyithetha Thamsanqa ufuna sithethe ngalamanyala uwenza nalomntana okuworse niwenzela emzini wam ixesha lonke ungafuni ahambe uMinenhle uyayazi ulala naye rhaa nindenza isbhanxa senu

Utsale ivasi uthe mayizondijula ngayo wayibamba uThami mna besendizifihle nje okobuso

Liyema: Ndiyeke Mani Thami ndibethe elihule awunazo nentloni zovulela indoda endala amathanga abesekho ontanga bakho

Thami: Akenzanganto uMinentle mawufuna ubetha umntu betha k*m ngoba ndim umntu owrongo apha.

Liyema: Oh uyamthethelela I right ayenzayo ebengakwazi ba utshatile ngoku avuma ulala nawe okanye yinto ayiqhelileyo yokulala namadoda atshatileyo

Hayi mtakabawo ebeyimele into yokulala ngathi ebefike silele nobhuti Thami

Thami:Maka Alu akuncedinto ukulwa ngoku cela sihlaleni phantsi sithethe njengabantu abadala

Liyema: Akho kwanto esizoyithetha lo uzondiphumela ngalamnyango wayingene ngawo

yey uyaphi ngapho?

Me:Ndiyothatha impahla zam.

Liyema: Ndithe uphume uphele kwam izinto zakho ndizofuna umntu azondikhuphela zona ba uzifumana kanjani ayongxaki yam leyo

Thami:Ahambe njani impahla zakhe ezishiya ngemva?

Liyema: Yingxaki kabani leyo?

Thami:Hambothatha impahla zakho Minentle ndithe mawufuna upunisher umntu punisher mna

Ndikhawuleze ndahamba umadam ethukisa endifuna apha ndithathe yonke into yam bendifuna ukwenza sure ba akhonto endiyishiyayo bendizobona bandiphuma

15/12/2024

Chapter 20

Intsuku bezihamba zingamanga bekungekhonto etshintshileyo ngomadam abesafana nakuqala bendingasamhoyi bendizenzela nje umsebenzi wam bendi avoider lanto yobe ndikhathazeka uThami yena bendimblocke ndawo yonke ngoba ebendixina andazi noba ebengaboni ba andifuni thetha naye andifuni uxoka wandikhuba xeim kwalapha endlini bendingamhoyi phofu kwayena ngulo obebambeke ngumsebenzi ebehamba ekseni abuye ebsuku sometimes bendiye ndingamboni

Namhlanje ndivuke ndenza umsebenzi wam njenge sqhelo umadam ebevuke wahamba bekudala kakade engasahambi oko kwagula u Alu ebengasahambi njengakqala uThami ebengayanga emsebenzini kenamhlanje ebehlamba imoto phandle no Alu bangene sebegijimisana uAlu ebevuza amanzi engasagigitheki mtakabawo

Thami: Alu ungangeni uzomanzisa yizokhulula ezompahla

Akamhoyanga u Alu ubaleke weza k*m

Alu:Mini udaddy undithele ngamanzi jonga ndimanzi

Mna:Ndizombetha udaddy masambe uyohlamba uzotshintsha ezimpahla zimanzi

Alu:Ndifuna uhlanjwa ngu tatam andithi daddy uthe uzondihlamba

Thami: Okay bhabha hamba uyokhulula ezompahla ndizokuhlamba

Ukhawuleze wayosithela caba uyayivuyela leyohlanjwa ngutatakhe ndithe mandihamba wandibamba esandleni ndimjongile andathetha

Thami:Mimi ndiyaxolisa ngendlela endithethe ngayo bekungafanelanga ndithethe nawe kanjeya

Mna:Aksenandaba bhti Thami sendidlulile mna kulonto

Thami:Ndicela sithethe sthandwa sam ngoba ndiyakubona awkho ryt

Mna:Akhonto endizoyithetha mna hamba umntana ulinde wena pha

Thami:Ndikuyeka njani ungandixolelanga

Mna:Ndiyakxolela ungandiyeka ke ngoba uyandiphazamisa ndibusy apha

Thami: Yiza ndincamise kuqala ndizohamba

Mna: Hayi khohambe bhuti Thami

Thami: Andingo bhuti wakho

Mna:U...

"Thamsanqa kwenzeka ntoni apha"

Litshilo ilizwi ndaphantsukuwa uyabona ba ebengandibambanga uThami ngendizichole phantsi indlela bendothuke ngayo nomchamo ebengaziphumela azehlele

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