05/19/2026
There’s a 90s romcom poem I quote way too often…
“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair…”
And if you know the ending, you know. 👀
Honestly? That’s kind of how I feel about real estate.
I love this industry. I love what a strong listing strategy can do for a family; the equity it unlocks, the next chapter it funds, and the relief that comes with finally moving forward.
But I’d be lying if I said some listing habits don’t drive me absolutely crazy.
So in honor of one of the greatest romcom monologues ever…
Here’s my version:
10 Things I Hate About How Most Homes Get Listed
…and more importantly, what you should ask your agent so none of this happens to your house.
Swipe through for the full list →
Because the difference between a home that sells quickly and one that sits, reduces, and stresses everyone out usually isn’t just the house.
It’s the strategy.
The photos.
The pricing.
The launch plan.
The follow-up.
The conversations that happen before the sign ever goes in the yard.
Want my full guide: 10 Questions to Ask Before You Hire a Listing Agent?
It’s the exact list I’d hand my own sister if she were interviewing agents.
Comment LIST and I’ll send it over. 🏡
