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12/22/2019

Merry Christmas, everyone.

06/04/2019

Andy Rooney Once Said......



Andy Rooney was one in a million. At the end of '60 Minutes' he usually had his own 10-minute segment that, unbelievably, was never censored by CBS. He's probably the only one who could have gotten away with this. May he rest in peace.

Andy Rooney once said . . .

“I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens......Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of ci******es, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich; I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say 'NO!'

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of 'Political Correctness.' I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be 'African-Americans'? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else, and if you don't like my point of view, tough...”.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

05/16/2019

When I can Notarize, or when I cannot Notarize. That is the question.

03/30/2019

Been a pretty busy month, but always have time for anything you need to be notarized. I thank all of you.

04/09/2018

How is everyone? I'm kickin' it. 😎

07/11/2013

Have a new app that can be loaded onto your smartphone: MOBILENOTARY2U at iTunes or the Play Store. Really neat, just push a button and you've "got" me. Try it out.

06/12/2013

Being an ordained minister and Notary Public, I am now doing weddings. Have one scheduled in June on Mission Bay. The happy couple are doing their own, beautiful vows.

Excellent safety link if you are out and about.http://www.bsafeapp.com/
05/29/2013

Excellent safety link if you are out and about.
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bSafe is the most advanced safety app in the world, and this app has already saved lives. Install bSafe on your phone and turn your smartphone into the ultimate safety device.

Just got my Android app for every ones smartphone from Smart Street Solutions. Great app for others who need me. Try it ...
05/29/2013

Just got my Android app for every ones smartphone from Smart Street Solutions. Great app for others who need me. Try it out. It will be available for apple in a couple of weeks.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sss.st1.mn2u.activities #?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDIxMiwiY29tLnNzcy5zdDEubW4ydS5hY3Rpdml0aWVzIl0

MobileNotary2U customers can now avail the Notary and Wedding services of Capt. Jim Morgan through a mobile application. The MobileNotary2U App helps the Signing Servi...

Hanalei Bay, Kauai
05/13/2013

Hanalei Bay, Kauai

05/13/2013

Gearing up for a busy week coming up.

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