Law Office of J.D. Stewart

11/10/2023

Happy Birthday, Marines. Semper Fi.

09/01/2023

An important reminder that corporate greed trump civil rights when democracy is corrupted by monied interests.
Steven Donziger is an attorney worth knowing about.

Voters won a huge battle with the oil industry – proving that we can’t save the planet without robust democracy

06/21/2023

Arkansas surprising me…
I guess even a broken clock is right twice twice a day. 🎉🎉🍾

06/17/2023

A compelling introduction? Inviting thoughts:

How can justice be so far out of reach within the very system that proclaims to jealously protect the people's confidence in it? What of our judicial system beyond financial strain and overextended dockets has brought us to subversively and summarily justifying the erroneous rulings of the overworked jurist and overzealous jurist alike without a moment of consideration to distinguish between the two? Does the law of our land—jealously protected and distinguished from the overreaching law of the land—not deserve the same stewardship, enforcement and defense that the homeowner deserves against the opportunistic burglar or the voter deserves against uncertain elections? If we do not operate from this basic and fundamental belief and principle, that the foundation of justice is good faith, then jealously protecting the confidence of the people in our system of justice is not for the benefit of those who have given their trust, but rather for the benefit of those intent on manipulating their confidence. And if we have known anything to be unwaveringly certain since the inception of the Great State of California, there are always those vultures that would have the trust, labor, and profits of our people without the first consideration for the well-being or vested rights of the same.
For this reason we incessantly tie the hands as reasonably as we can of the positions best situated to disrupt, violate, and deny the rights of our people. If we do not, the faithfully confident in this system that seek justice from it are barred first at the entrance with ease and then are burdened with the exponentially more difficult request of review that follows. We must hope, then, that the fixed seats filled by those reviewing jurists meant to preserve justice do not weary those same jurists' hearts in their fixed course of preserving it. Here I stand before this Court, myself weary by an unnecessarily protracted pursuit of justice, respectfully requesting by the polity of legal discourse, though in sincerity begging by enduring faith that but barely bears near-absolute exhaustion, this Court view the arguments set forth herein with an eye focused more on repairing the manipulated and broken road to justice than the procedural requirements of the common person endeavoring to walk it.

01/20/2022

This comes from Amazon’s terms of service: https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/

Let’s review the ways attorneys like to get their kicksby taking into account all the contingencies the attorneys took into account:

1. “Occurrence certified by CDC” — a zombie apocalypse can happen and the restriction still apply, unless the CDC certifies it is in fact a zombie apocalypse

2. “or successor body” — we cannot fail to consider that the CDC may not exist in its current iteration.

3. “a widespread viral infection”—if the infection is contained to rural Ohio, or is otherwise bacterial, this restriction will still apply

4. “transmitted by bites or contact with bodily fluids”—getting bitten by a carrier rodent (or pigeon) will waive the restriction, but if you catch it from any other p**s than human p**s you can expect the restriction to apply.

5. “that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, etc.”—if reanimated human corpses are wandering around as vegetarians, the restriction still applies. Likewise, if the zombies are only eating the squirrels that p**sed on them, the restriction will not be waived.

6. “and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization”—even if an occurrence certified by the CDC or its successor as a widespread viral infection specifically transmitted and causing reanimation of human corpses that feed on living humans occurs, the restriction will only be waived if the occurrence is “likely” to result in the fall of organized civilization, which is an arbitrary condition that would require an evidentiary hearing by a court of competent jurisdiction. But hey, let’s face it, if human civilization as we know it is on the brink because of zombies, you’re probably not worried about the terms of your Amazon service agreement (though we can’t say definitively that the same goes for Bezos)

12/12/2019

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