Knock on Wood Inspections LLC

Knock on Wood Inspections LLC At Knock on Wood, we believe every home tells a story—and our job is to listen carefully to what it has to say.

Serving the heart of the Willamette Valley, we bring expertise, integrity, and a touch of craftsmanship to the art of home inspection. Are you searching for a reliable home inspection service in Salem, OR? Your search ends with Knock on Wood Inspections LLC at (503) 742-3664. Call to schedule your service today.

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sting Services
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* Remediation Inspection Services
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* Foundation Inspection Services
* Structural Inspection Services
* Roof Inspection Services
* Plumbing Inspection Services
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09/04/2026

Fresh Paint Can’t Hide Dry Rot! 🖌️🪵⚠️

"See this? All dry rot." 🧑‍🔍

A fresh coat of paint might look nice, but it won't hide rotten wood forever!

Underneath this soffit, the plywood is bubbling and cracking from trapped moisture—a clear sign of severe dry rot. Left unfixed, soft wood like this invites pest issues and costly roof edge repairs.

Don't just look at the paint—look at what's underneath. Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

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09/03/2026

Is It Just Me, or Are Standards Leaning? 🚰🥴

Sometimes during an inspection, I have to blink twice and make sure my eyesight isn't playing tricks on me.

But nope—it’s not my eyes. That is a seriously crooked waste pipe. 📉

When plumbing is installed at a harsh angle like this, it’s usually a sign of a rushed job or a DIY "make it fit" approach under the sink. Beyond just looking messy, improper alignment puts unnecessary stress on the seals and joints, which can easily lead to slow, hidden leaks inside your cabinetry over time. Proper drainage requires precision, not guesswork.

If you want an inspector who pays attention to the details—even the ones tucked away under the sink—you know who to call.

Don't settle for crooked work. Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Book Your Inspection: www.knockonwood.online

09/02/2026

Looks Good From Afar, But Far From Good! 🛑🏽

At first glance, this tile work looks clean and modern—but a quick look closer reveals it’s literally just a sheet of vinyl flooring rolled out over a rough concrete patio edge, completely unsecured. As we always say at Knock on Wood Inspections, "It’s not gonna hold one season." 🌧️🍁 This is exactly why you don’t just rely on cosmetic first impressions when buying a property. Our job is to lift the edges, find the cutting corners, and give you the unvarnished truth before you sign on the dotted line. Because that is not how we do it. 🛠️🔍

Don’t gamble on your next investment—Knock on Wood!

🌐 Book Your Inspection: www.knockonwood.online

When a New Roof Meets an Old Enemy: Galvanic Corrosion 💸⚡Caption:I recently got called out for a roof inspection on a ho...
09/02/2026

When a New Roof Meets an Old Enemy: Galvanic Corrosion 💸⚡
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I recently got called out for a roof inspection on a home with a beautiful, brand-new metal roof. At first glance, everything looked sleek and modern. But as soon as I looked down at the eaves, I spotted a massive, expensive mistake. 🕵️‍♂️🔍

The installers put down a brand-new metal roof but left the original copper gutters in place.

Here is the problem: certain metals absolutely hate each other. When steel (or aluminum) comes into direct contact with copper, and you add water (which we have plenty of here in Oregon 🌧️), it triggers a chemical reaction called galvanic corrosion.

Because copper is a more "noble" metal, it will literally eat away at the new roofing material over time, causing it to rust, thin out, and prematurely fail right at the edge where water flows. It turns a premium, lifetime roof investment into a ticking maintenance nightmare. 🛑💥

A new roof is only as good as the details of the installation. Don't assume a new feature means a perfect feature. Before you finalize a project or buy a home, make sure the details are right—Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Book Your Inspection: www.knockonwood.online

09/01/2026

When a Brand-New AC Blows Nothing But Warm Air...🥵💨

"Well, look at that... brand new system, and guess what? It doesn't produce cold air. Isn't that great? Brand new, and it's blowing 71 degrees inside." 🌡️❌

When you buy a flipped home or a house with a newly updated HVAC system, you expect it to work flawlessly right out of the gate. But as we see all the time, "new" does not automatically mean "functioning."

In this video, we brought out the thermal imaging camera to test a newly installed HVAC unit. Even with the thermostat cranked down, the register is pumping out a lukewarm 71 degrees—meaning it's essentially doing nothing to cool down the home.

This usually points to a few hidden installation blunders:

Low refrigerant levels due to a missed line leak.

Improperly wired thermostats that aren't engaging the outdoor compressor.

A system that was never properly commissioned or tested by the installer after putting it in.

Don't find out your AC is broken on the first 90-degree summer day after you move in. Hire an inspector who actually runs the diagnostics and checks the numbers.

Keep your cool and protect your investment—Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

08/31/2026

Backward Faucet Controls? 🚰🤷‍♂️

"Your hot and cold water should always be hot left, cold right. On this one, it's reversed... Should this be a defect or not? Let me know what you think!" 🧑‍🔍

It’s plumbing 101: Hot on the left, Cold on the right.

When supply lines get crossed under the sink during installation, you end up with reversed controls. While it might seem like a minor cosmetic mix-up, reversed hot and cold water can actually pose a scalding hazard—especially for young kids or guests who expect the standard plumbing setup.

The fix is usually as simple as swapping the supply hoses underneath, but it's an easy detail to overlook!

What do you think—is this a repair defect or just an annoyance? 💬

Attention to detail keeps your home safe and functional—Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

08/28/2026

Post Title: A Light Fixture is NOT a Plumbing Drain! 💧💡😱

"Well, that’s a new one. When you turn on the upstairs plumbing and your ceiling light fixture turns into a water fountain..." 🚿🛑

What we are looking at here is a highly dangerous combination of a hidden plumbing leak pooling directly inside a ceiling light fixture. The weight of the water has actually pulled the fixture completely loose from the junction box, leaving it dangling by nothing but the wet electrical wires.

Water and electricity are a recipe for absolute disaster. When water tracks along electrical cables and pools inside a light canopy, it creates two major emergencies:

Severe Shock & Fire Hazard: Water conducts electricity beautifully. A leak tracking into live wire connections can instantly short out the circuit, ruin your electrical system, or spark an immediate electrical fire inside the ceiling.

Structural Collapse: Drywall loses its structural integrity the second it gets soaked. Between the heavy water pooling and the loose fixture, it's a miracle this whole piece hasn't crashed through to the floor yet.

Leaks like this usually come from an upstairs bathroom—think failing toilet wax rings, cracked shower pans, or loose drain lines hidden right between the floors.

If you suspect a hidden leak, don't wait for your lights to start dripping. Get a thorough inspection to catch water damage before it catches you. Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

08/27/2026

"High Professional Work"... Or Is It? 🛠️🥴👀
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"Great work, guys. This looks like highly professional work... What do you guys think?" 🥸🤨

We see a lot of unique DIY solutions out in the field, but this sloppy stucco/concrete foundation patch takes the cake. It looks like someone just slapped a trowel full of concrete onto the wall, called it a day, and didn't bother to smooth it down, blend it, or properly seal the gap.

While it’s fun to poke a little sarcasm at a messy aesthetic, bad exterior patch jobs like this can point to real underlying issues:

Hidden Damage: What were they trying to cover up so quickly? Is there a crumbling foundation, a major crack, or moisture intrusion behind that wall?

Water Traps: Slapping uneven concrete layers against a structure creates ledges where rainwater can sit, eventually seeping directly behind the siding and rotting out the framing.

Resale Red Flags: Sloppy work like this instantly makes buyers (and home inspectors) ask: “If this is how they fixed what we CAN see, what did they do to the things we CAN’T see?”

When you're buying a home, you don't just want a fix—you want it done right. Don't let a messy cover-up become your expensive weekend project.

If you want a team that spots the difference between a pro job and a "no-no" job... Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

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08/27/2026

Built on a Rock... Literally! 🪨🏠

"Guys, I have something special for you today. Really old house built on rock. Let me show you what I'm talking about... Wow. Pretty cool." 🔍😮

When we say a home has a "solid foundation," we usually mean properly poured concrete and sturdy rebar. But on today's inspection of this historic property, we found a foundation that takes the phrase completely literally!

As you can see down in the crawlspace area, the concrete stem wall was actually poured directly over a massive, solid rock formation. Decades ago, builders frequently adapted to the natural topography of the land rather than blasting or excavating massive boulders out of the way.

While a giant rock isn't going to settle or shift like normal soil, a setup like this requires a very close look during an inspection:

Water Migration: Water loves to trickle down subterranean rock faces, which can channel moisture directly into a crawlspace if proper perimeter drainage isn't installed.

Erosion & Gaps: Over time, the soil surrounding the boulder can wash away, leaving tricky voids beneath the concrete lip.

Unlevel Framing: Adapting a home's wooden mudsills to uneven natural surfaces often leads to creative framing fixes over the years.

It’s an incredible piece of local history, but it's a perfect example of why you need an inspector who isn't afraid to get dirty and examine how a house interacts with the earth beneath it.

Know exactly what your home is standing on—Knock on Wood! ✅

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

08/26/2026

Post Title: Wobbly Deck Railing? Safety Hazard! 🪵🛠️⚠️

"Handrail time!" 🖐️

A loose or wobbly deck handrail might seem like a minor annoyance, but it’s actually a major safety hazard—especially on elevated decks.

Building standards require deck railings to withstand at least 200 lbs of force. When posts loosen up due to rusted fasteners, missed connections, or rotting wood, a simple lean can cause the whole railing to fail.

Keep your family and guests safe outdoors. Inspect before you step—Knock on Wood!

📞 Call/Text: 503-856-4065
🌐 Schedule online: www.knockonwood.online

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