05/07/2026
Licensed REALTOR by day, unpaid therapist by night, professional door opener 24/7. Fueled entirely by iced coffee, Zillow notifications, and the faint smell of new construction drywall. Somehow simultaneously showing million-dollar homes while surviving on gas station protein bars and pure spite.
Drives enough miles a week to qualify as a long-haul trucker, has a camera roll thatās 94% houses and 6% screenshots labeled āfollow up later,ā and can spot bad gray vinyl flooring from 300 yards away. Will absolutely romanticize a fixer-upper while internally calculating the emotional damage of HGTV expectations.
Lives in a constant state of:
ājust one more showingā
ājust one more emailā
ājust one more coffeeā
āwhy did this lender send this at 8:47 PMā
Can parallel park, negotiate contracts, calm nervous buyers, and cry in a Taco Bell parking lot all before noon.
Equal parts southern charm, caffeine addiction, and market analysis. Built different. Mostly because stress has permanently altered the DNA.
Lisea Snider, REALTORĀ®
ONNIT Realty Group of Fayetteville
910.812.5291