Moses Dau Atak

Moses Dau Atak Success is for those who are determine to move forward no matter what life throws on them.

17/08/2025

Big shout out to my new rising fans! Andrew Mayol

Failure is not the absence of success, it's the neglect of trying.Why not try joining  View Academy. I promise you'll ne...
16/04/2025

Failure is not the absence of success, it's the neglect of trying.

Why not try joining View Academy. I promise you'll never regret it.

16/04/2025

LOOK AT THE INVENTOR, NOT THE INVENTION.
If you see me handsome appreciate God 'cause He deserves the credit, not me.

16/04/2025

When God looks at you, He sees things that everybody else ignores.
~Moses Dau Atak

28/03/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Esther Amiot, Garang Wol Mou

21/09/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Ajou Madhieu Manot, Kevin Fiedel Castro

19/09/2024

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)

27/08/2024

HOW TO ALWAYS BE HAPPY IN LIFE.
Advice from Grandma

1. Always remember that there is nobody on this earth that does not have problems. You are not the only one that has problems.

2. Challenges is part of life. It is only a dead man that has no challenges.

3. There is no problem that has no solution. There are solutions to the pains you are passing through.

4. The way you picture yourself in your mind can affect your happiness. Picture yourself as a valuable and beautiful person. Avoid low self esteem and inferiority complex.

5. Do not mind about what people say about you. Some people are sadists. They can just say something's just to make you feel sad.

6. Make friends with reasonable people who make you happy. Do not make friends with people who make jest of you or laugh at you over your challenges.

7. At your leisure time, keep yourself busy with your favorite hobbies like reading , Learning, etc.

8. Do not allow anyone to intimidate you with money and material things. A poor man today can become rich tomorrow. Change is constant.

9. No matter what you are passing through today, do not give up. As long as there is life, there is hope. Never stop trying. Give it one more time.

10. Be very prayerful. Pray without ceasing. Prayer is a catalyst that can speed up your blessings to come to you on time.

11. Be courageous to go for what you want. Life is all about risk. If you don't take a risk, you will not get the desires of your heart.❤

Moses Dau Atak

Someone once said; ‘umbrellas do not stop the rain, instead, they make us walk in the rain without getting wet, so let u...
27/08/2024

Someone once said; ‘umbrellas do not stop the rain, instead, they make us walk in the rain without getting wet, so let us not think prayer will stop our challenges, instead, it will make us strong enough to walk through them without getting hurt."

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