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22/09/2025

“Hii sio clout, hii ni movement 🚘🔥
Vehicle Music vibrations zimefika Mdundo!
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ukiopen usearch "Swas Pandora Rone Jay"

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15/09/2025

Swee 🥰😘
Something likeable, lovable 💖

12/08/2025

PESA NDO ITAKUOKOLEA HAPA BROO🤑 MISTARI ACHIA ZEBRA😒🧐😹😹😹😹😹

09/08/2025

Watching football with a woman👩🏾‍🦰is really stressful🤣

👩🏾‍🦰"Which teams are playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool"
👩🏾‍🦰"I love Liverpool"
👨🏽‍🦱"That's a good team"
👩🏾‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
👨🏽‍🦱😒"No....it's Salah😕"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
👩🏾‍🦰💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼"Is that Salah who has scored?"
👨🏽‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
👩🏾‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😡😡😡
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"What is that red card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving😥😓
👩🏾‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach"
👨🏽‍🦱😳😠😖😩😫"aaaaaah noooo"
👩🏾‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
👨🏽‍🦱"Exactly darling"
👩🏾‍🦰"What about the green card?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play"
👩🏾‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
👨🏽‍🦱🥺😰😓"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
👩🏾‍🦰"Why is he not playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱: 😭😭😭

09/08/2025

A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "😆😆😅

09/08/2025

Heri Kila mtu angeumbwa na kasusu kake 😊
mko wachoyo😁😅😅

09/08/2025

Nairobi to Nakuru is Ksh800,🙉Nakuru to Nairobi is Ksh400 🥴...I asked the conductor why the difference and yet the distance is the same.🤔
And he too asked me😴??
"Why is it that Monday to Friday is 5 days 😅and Friday to Monday is 3 days🙄"From that day niliacha kiherehere kabisaa 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

07/08/2025

😊 aama namna gani 😁

07/08/2025

Before Bundles zimalizike
si utag 🏷️ page yako tufollow 🫴

07/08/2025

May that sêx you are planning to do this month lead to pregnancy 😋 😁 😊